growing up if someone told you to come dalston past 10pm they were trying to get u jumped, now they telling u to come ridley fucking road cos there’s a fishmongers that turns into a speakeasy bar or something
I eat it all on Christmas. I can be a geezer and a bush babe all in one. Roast in the early afternoon, Jollof in the late afternoon, curry goat in the evening. Bobs your uncle, Funke’s your aunt, let’s foken Ave it mi seh.
Tanya is proper manipulative on top of being super wrong and strong, she basically told Shaq not to believe what he saw with his own 2 eyes loool #loveIsland