Bruce Warford

Forever NY Jets masochist. Former gas jockey. Current delivery dude at L.a.T.E. shipping. Special S/O to my wife Sarah, love you so much baaaaabe.

[Bruce Warford @thisis_bruce]

Droppin' a little #FlashbackFriday to the last shining shred of hope the @nyjets had...to the man, no, the god himself: Broadway Joe. 🙏🙏🙏

[Bruce Warford @thisis_bruce]

So I’ve been prescribed a break from NY's BEST football team...until they actually live up to that title CONSISTENTLY.

That said, I'm takin a break from all this. Maybe I'll be back, but until then, stay strong Jets fans. (And as always, fuck the Eagles.)

BRUCIE. OUT.

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ARE YOU KIDDIN ME JETS? Are. You. KIDDIN ME. That’s it...I been really thinkin on this for awhile now but this ROLLERCOASTER of a game against these Florida fake fish is the final straw. #MIAvsNYJ #TakeFlight #heartattack 1/6

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3. And lastly, literally anything other than these inconsistent, good-for-nothin JETS. I'm tapped. I have invested FAR too much time, heart and sanity in a team that gives me nothin but what my doc calls the "early signs of stress cardiomyopathy," aka “broken heart syndrome.” 5/6

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HEY, ain’t over til it’s over, yah blowholes. #MIAvsNYJ #TakeFlight #finsdown

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

DOLPHINS HISTORY FOR THE LEAD!

#MIAvsNYJ #FinsUp

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I don’t know about you guys, but I started this game bitin’ my nails, and now I’m down to my damn wrists. 😬 It ain’t easy bein’ green. #MIAvsNYJ #TakeFlight

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WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?#NYJvsMIA

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@TheNeur0manc3r Dude........location settings

[New York Jets @nyjets]

That's three in a row. #TakeFlight

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@TheNeur0manc3r UGH. FINE. DM me.

But just remember, none of you nerds and weirdos would be anywhere without me.

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@TheNeur0manc3r https://t.co/SZtKYjc6AJ

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So me and my warehouse squatters have resolved our differences. Thanks to @TheNeur0manc3r for putting me in contact with them. Looks like Brucie's getting a Darnold jersey!

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@TheNeur0manc3r https://t.co/SZtKYjc6AJ

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@PropertyofLUX, what the hell is up with this? First off, where do you get off trashin the Jets like that? second, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET OFF TRASHIN THE JETS LIKE THAT?!

[Blockchain Bill @bitc0in_warl0rd]

@thisis_bruce Check out this 100% real evidence of old LUX tweets revealing their true allegiance to the GIANTS

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@TheNeur0manc3r @PropertyofLUX what the hell is a dischord? sounds like some nerd shit.

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Hey Jetsfans, your boy Brucie here. Word just came down, looks like I'm heading back to my old LATE warehouse in Brooklyn! @PropertyofLUX is doing another... whatever it is they do, and I still have a job!

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@TheNeur0manc3r @PropertyofLUX Man, that sounds like a big pile of bullshit. First that news about the Giants, now this? The Warehouse is JETS territory, not some basement a bunch of dweebs can shack up in! Give me their info, they're about to feel the full force of the okay-est o-line to ever hit the field!

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@bitc0in_warl0rd What the SAM DARNOLD is goin on here?! LUX screwed up my bachelor party with Giants crap, and now this? The Lean Mean Green Machine is gonna get to the bottom of this! In the name of Broadway Joe and Flash Gordon, this aint gonna stand.