Buzz Feitshans

[Buzz Feitshans @thisisahotjam]

Okay maybe I’m a little drunk but I am also VERY confident that my cat and I could pilot one of the jaegers from PACIFIC RIM together if they were real.

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@RGGStudio Hey found this bug at end of YK3 chapter 1 on PS5

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I love streaming w ads. Nothing elevates ONLY GOD FORGIVES like an ad for Michelob Ultra.

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If you are a brand doing a prank today you should have your business license revoked. I’m willing to accept the legal fiction that corporations are “people” but not that those “people” have human personality traits, like being a rascal.

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I know I joke about investing all of my mental health in Philly sports but this is the year

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Sometimes in south Philly you will see people wearing incredible artifacts and often it is a style of sweatsuit not manufactured since the 80s but still in pristine condition

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Gen Z coworker just called Phil Collins “the Tarzan guy.”

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Are they pumping in extra piss scent at the 16th & Locust PATCO stop now?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This should have a @Criterion BluRay

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The Seattle SuperSonics should come back and acquire Kristaps Porzingas and nickname him “the Kristaps Porzinzula” (this would make have been a good tweet 10 yrs ago)

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We are so back

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Perhaps it was an error to invest 100% of my mental health in Philly sports.

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I’m starting to think that Kendrick Lamar does not like Drake.

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

TOO BAD YOUR ASS GOT SAAAACKED https://t.co/hCt3F4YTe5

[Buzz Feitshans @thisisahotjam]

@platypusjones Bruno Mars is CLEATUS in theaters summer 2026

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Genuinely insane they haven’t made an animated movie about the robots from the NFL ads and Kevin Hart, Benedict Cumberbatch and Bruno Mars aren’t the voices.

[wint @dril]

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

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If I met Sylvester Stallone irl I would probably cry.

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Philadelphia is the greatest country in the world

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According to local lore the Eagles go to the SuperBowl if they win this game.

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Congratulations to noted wolf cub expert Ichiro Suzuki!