𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕗𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪

[𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕗𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 @thisisalln0w]

i want photobucket to stop sending me emails attempting to extort me for 44 photos i uploaded in 2006.

[daveed ✌🏻🌺 @daveedosan]

fall is almost here, time to really start dressing

[𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕗𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 @thisisalln0w]

@mrnastynodrama someone thinking “whala” is a word hurts my soul.

[trash jones @jzux]

there is no higher form of comedy than a pet with a human name. congrats on your netflix special or whatever, but this dog's name is Peter

[𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕗𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 @thisisalln0w]

@SorayaSpaghetti well now i’m fucking crying

[𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕗𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 @thisisalln0w]

i think it’d be pretty neat if i had any idea what the fuck i was doing at any given point.

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Mike Lindell lookin like the guy who’s been hiding his zombie bite from the group

[𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕗𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 @thisisalln0w]

@iamchriscoro but i’m so good at it 😩

[Dorian @CREdebtDorian]

What the solar eclipse will be seeing as it passes over Cleveland OH

[໊ @user0000O0]

leaving a suicide note that just says “i’m bored”

[Betty Botticelli @Faungirl123]

My idea of yoga is climbing under the table and reaching for the chicken nugget I just dropped.

[𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕗𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 @thisisalln0w]

@Gaga3Tyler this fills me with a rage i cannot contain.

[𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕗𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 @thisisalln0w]

📢📢 I WANT SOMEONE PROVOCATIVE AND TALKATIVE BUT IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE SHALLOW AS A SHOWERRRRRRRRRRRR📢📢

[𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕗𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 @thisisalln0w]

@mingchen37 this is so god damn funny

[Ming Chen @mingchen37]

Not my proudest moment. The pizza video.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

The pottery scene from Ghost except it’s just me standing behind the waiter at Olive Garden helping him put Parmesan cheese on my pasta

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"It started when we were younger, you were mine"

Us: "MY BOO"

[Jenni @hashjenni]

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

[𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕗𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 @thisisalln0w]

@malorie_bennett i love when they decide i’m fat as fuck and serve me ads for chairs guaranteed to hold 350+ pounds

[𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕗𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 @thisisalln0w]

@squiggy_pop this and j14. it was the best day of the month when it showed up.