Bryan Harkins

Proudly shares a dietary restriction with a triceratops. Vegan. he/him.

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

for the last two weeks I’ve had @loloverruled’s impression of Trump saying “Muad'Dib” running in my brain on a nonstop loop

https://t.co/zruWVwZ0NC

[Bryan Harkins @thisisalsobryan]

@LaykeFowler The Bene Tleilax are listening

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Biden: You tricked me! I didn't want to pardon you, man!
Trump, dressed as big turkey: it's too late Sleepy Joe. You already made the deal!

[Bryan Harkins @thisisalsobryan]

Fits like a glove

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

Every gay friend group has:

- hot but extremely boring
- dresses like a grandpa
- always has a boyfriend twin
- not even actually gay but somehow the gayest one

[Bryan Harkins @thisisalsobryan]

@ThisIsAnOddName It's true that Diggins likely hasn't made a pact with a demon but would not hesitate if given the opportunity. So, Warlock.

[Bryan Harkins @thisisalsobryan]

@TheSASteve You not do yield

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Help me, Dr. Zaius!"

[Ashley Talks Comics! @ComicGirlAshley]

Hot take - She's a little overused. She's in almost every superhero's origin or makes an appearance within a few issues.

[Bryan Harkins @thisisalsobryan]

Rudy Giluiani bravely asks, "What if pants were shorts"

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

one thing you have to respect about rudy giuliani is that he has fully committed himself to being a little goblin. the man did not take any shortcuts. he’s put in the long hours and the hard work. and look how it’s paid off. magnificent.

[Deadpool Movie @deadpoolmovie]

Now in Hugh Res

[Bryan Harkins @thisisalsobryan]

@NebsGoodTakes Every time I read it I am SHOCKED. This should be a qualifier for a flash casting for sure

[Bryan Harkins @thisisalsobryan]

@Smv_of_Heroes I feel like the 90s Spider-Man cartoon did this, where they just adapted comic storylines that were going on. And then we just never did that again for some reason.

[Bryan Harkins @thisisalsobryan]

@TheSASteve Sam we were playing civ 6

[Bryan Harkins @thisisalsobryan]

@NandovMovies Begging this person to check their Facebook notifications

[Bryan Harkins @thisisalsobryan]

@TheSASteve It's my Get Out of Mortgage Free Card

[Bryan Harkins @thisisalsobryan]

New pride logo dropped

[Bryan Harkins @thisisalsobryan]

@nitpickingpod In solidarity with the writers strike I refuse to vote

[Bryan Harkins @thisisalsobryan]

@TheSASteve I will never recover

[D🅰️hz🅰️n @D4hz4hn]

Last time one of these was r rated it was very bad so I'm not optimistic!!