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[zachary @thisiscook]

My GOAT

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Lance Oppenheim says he bribed Robert Pattinson into starring in ‘PRIMETIME’ by sending him 200 canisters of Zyn with a letter saying “Dear Chris Han-Zyn”.

“Rob, at the time, was grappling with a Zyn addiction.”

(Source: https://t.co/eZ8Edhw78r)

[zachary @thisiscook]

@InteroX77 @hendrixnroses Hated it

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@rhomenus60377 @appodlachia Only one religion should inhabit Israel

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@Colorado_clock

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

ME AT THE START: the hat seems a bit performative

ME AFTER THE SECOND LINE: the hat isn’t hardly big enough

[zachary @thisiscook]

@woodngrail @Rally_House How many per customer? Like can I buy 2-3 or only 1?

[zachary @thisiscook]

Primetime (2026)

[zachary @thisiscook]

@WithoutJudith I think was supposed to sound smart and opinionated but ended up only gesturing towards an idea that’s not even true or real.

[Dear Thommy 💘 @thom_weights]

this is what I mean when I say I’m monitoring the situation

[Kaleb Henry @iKalebHenry]

Will the #Huskers beat Maryland Saturday?

No Yes Yes
👇 👇 👇

[roxy @hendrixnroses]

your top 4 isn’t supposed to be the best movies you’ve ever seen, it’s supposed to be your FAVORITE movies #filmtwt

[zachary @thisiscook]

@Nobodyofmylife That’s because it’s fucking awesome and we are incredibly lucky it got made

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@OhYouBlockhead Kind of know what you’re getting at but I don’t think the movie was trying to say child predators aren’t bad.

[zachary @thisiscook]

@JonnyMicro Now I’m finally understanding why he didn’t play Chris Hansen himself

[zachary @thisiscook]

@dissidentwest I wouldn’t say he’s the “bad guy” as much as he is a morally ambiguous person who has a somewhat unhealthy thirst for success and power and will stop at nothing to obtain those things. Also painting him in an uncritical and highly praiseworthy light would have been weirder

[zachary @thisiscook]

@normalcreature9 That crazy because although they paint him in a negative light I found myself idolizing the character Pattinson was portraying for about the first 30 minutes of the movie

[zachary @thisiscook]

@kafkaesquepussy It’s a hilarious and topical way to promote the movie. Go watch the movie and maybe you’ll be wearing that fake merch next week.

[zachary @thisiscook]

@WayneG1939 That’s because the entire movie is a caricature of the show buddy.

[zachary @thisiscook]

@BeAfraid_Movies She absolutely killed this roll. Honestly all 3 main character performances were standouts.