Jon Hawkins | Honk

Honk helps people, brands and organisations find their voice.

[Jon Hawkins | Honk @thisishonk]

@DerBren I try.

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@DerBren Morrisons are cheaper.

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@DerBren As a parent of human children let me reassure you that the guilt goes away pretty quickly.

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@DerBren It becomes 'bore' the faster you keep saying it.

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@DerBren Shiiiit Irene I'm so sorry someone did this to you. Absolutely horrible. Hope you're okay now.

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@DerBren Cynical optimists are underrated imho

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I just realised why I get a statistically unlikely amount of spam email from car dealerships and fleet management companies. It's because my business is called Honk. Doh.

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@itsToneKnob I don't think we really ever achieved that status.

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@itsToneKnob That image makes me very happy. My band in school - Moist - did a terrible cover of Touch Me I'm Sick. There are no recordings.

[faris @faris]

Customer service calls are a key brand and customer experience opportunity
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But the bottom line objective overwhelms any attempt at being helpful or decent or answering the phone in a decent time
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Whenever I have had to call customer support I’ve hated the company a bit more

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@greatbiglizard You actually look slightly like Hugh Laurie sorry but it's slightly true

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@nickparker They still haven't produced the bereavement one I gave them. (For free.) I think it was:
"Someone you know has died."
Cowards.

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@niallistlondon Yep, love it in there.
Must go back soon actually.
Thanks for the nudge!

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@nickparker What's the difference between a trainer and a utility shoe? Asking for a friend. My friend also says he likes your yellow utility shoes.

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@CarolineBirdUK Spelunking.

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@CarolineBirdUK Pulchritudinous.

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@nickparker @ChrisMannPhoto Would.

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@greatbiglizard Not too much joy though. Static joy, basically.

[Jon Hawkins | Honk @thisishonk]

@greatbiglizard Oh. Very sorry to hear. I'll try to be less funny at you while your rib(s) recover(s).