Kat Moore

Comedian. LA-based. TN raised.

[Kat Moore @thisiskatmoore]

@Notbaddon true

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@VeryClassyCook @theDwarf @HrishiBha @generalslug wdym? like i’m very interested but i think i’m missing something please help

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these are a set. i cannot figure out what the thing on the left is????

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i’ve been laughing at this snowman for 10 minutes

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well this is a cult.

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…i kinda want it

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wait 6. i can’t count lol

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ordered a water with no ice and the waiter brought me five (5!) lemon slices without asking

…i’ve never felt so cared for

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SCRIMP.

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@Wavethoven @CobaltQuill he’s do so gooooood

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the hell kinda gaslighting, ominous message is this?

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convos from child-watching:

baby: what’s your last name, ms. kat?

me: moore

baby: kat more?

baby: …

baby: …

baby: *full of derision* that’s a silly name. silly. change it.

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look at this cool dead tall plant! neat

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@doitmoore oh thank god

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did anyone else’s friends play george washington in the pool? where you dunk your hair, flip it back and style it like george washington? was this just us?

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no see now this episode was terrifying. lil baby @blackmirror

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@javroar this episode made me feel like i was high

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i had to force autocorrect to accept shrek three (3!) times and lemme tell you i am infuriated

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i’m very excited 😊 on my way to rehearsal now @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/lsLjrnx0fi

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babysitting at a rich guy’s house you know what that means 🎉🎉🎉