If this whole missing submarine thing taught me anything is that we really don’t give a fuck about rich people. These people might die and I’ve seen nothing but hilarious memes!
As a grown adult man, I now I have to watch the little mermaid for the culture because people saying black people can’t be fishes and I have to prove them wrong. Like I’m tired !
I’m not wishing death on anyone, I would never do that! I’m just saying if the King died right now that’s an extra bank holiday this year and another bank holiday for the coronation next year so…🤞🏿
So a few months ago I lost my phone and had to get a new phone number so no longer have access to that number! My chase bank account is paired with that number and trying to change it has been a nightmare! @ChaseSupportUK is easily the worst customer service experience!
The cognitive dissonance in religious people is a wild thing! How is my man telling me that he can’t wait for Ramadan be over so he can have a pint 😂 man said Eid is going to be wild!
I’ve seen heterosexual pop stars do the same or worse! Feel like the problem you guys have has nothing to do with sexualising children and more to do with your homophobia! You ain’t complaining when Rihanna out here on here S&M shit…
@estefanialol Oh yeah I’m waiting on a couple of invoices myself that are way overdue! Literally thought you had a friend you lent £400 to and they were right next to you enjoying lobster and champagne! That’s the image you gave lol
I have no issue with Harry Styles, my issue is with his fandom! They act like this dude is a revolutionary for the way he dresses! Like there’s nothing iconic about it! Think about Prince or better yet Little Richard who did that shit as black dudes in their time! That’s iconic
I spend a lot of time trying to create well thought out jokes about my current problems to tell on stage instead of you know actually dealing with them and trying to find solutions!
I once was going through some things and decided to tell my friend about it! This man looked me in face and told me to put my faith in Jesus! I told him I don't really believe in wizards.