polly zhang

ummmm anyway

[warm human @w000rm]

spring:
depressed in a hopeful way

summer:
depressed in a manic way

fall:
depressed in a nostalgic way

winter:
depressed in a depressed way

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

why is “homeless people should be given homes instead of being murdered by civilians” considered a radical opinion

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

BREAKING: Man who sexualizes trans people for just existing spends billions of dollars subjecting whole world to his public humiliation fetish

[mary @theoceanblooms]

LeBron declining even a free blue check and having his team clarify that Musk gave him one anyway kind of implies that it now has negative social value and the celebs perceive it to be damaging to their brands to have one.

[Fin @gofinurself]

“Harry Potter reboot! Twilight reboot! Live action remake! Reboot! Remake! Prequel! Animated remake! Reboots! Reboots! Reboots!”

[beer slag @beerslag]

U don’t know someone till Uve seen what their vibe was in 2016

[amanda @amandabb__]

spotify changed the like from a heart to a plus sign

[ٰ @moralgrey]

talking to someone with the same interests as you and realizing they’re a casual enjoyer while you’re deranged

[fleur☀️🍓 @PaintingFleurs]

Guys... the kids are romanticizing our 2013 1D stan era...

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

why does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names:

1.) I am afraid of electricity

[Naheed Dosani @NaheedD]

BREAKING: A new report by Ontario's Financial Accountability Office has found the Ontario government is underspending on healthcare by $21.3 billion.

They're underfunding our public healthcare system so they can implement private for-profit healthcare.

Don't let them fool you.

[randomcontrol @wasteofaface]

just told an interviewer i’m “obsessed with steamlining processes”

[McShirehampton @McShirehampton]

Had to try this trend 😊

[paddington stan account @adriyoung]

inside of you are two bears

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

fellas, is it gay to have sex with rihanna?