Mike Washington

I’m the guy with the really curly hair you met that one time.

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

@jaredprc @BLeBAEda @habitburger @FiveGuys Five Guys? More like HIVE GUYS. They gave me hives

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

Santa Barbra char is gross and so are you. You just got roasted bro #GetDunkedOn

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

@BLeBAEda This guy with his zero taste buds over here. Ya can’t get #AnimalStyle at @habitburger bro 🍔. In’n’Out all the way, baby

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

You ever procrastinate so hard that you’re willing to give flossing another shot? 🦷

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

Still not wealthy enough to add guac to my burrito guilt-free.
Will keep y’all posted 🥑 🌯 . #GuacDontGrowOnTrees

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

@jaredprc

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

As a member of this awesome team, and someone aware of all the awesome stuff this team accomplishes for folks in need around the world—this award hits right in the feels. #GoGrey @TeamRubicon

[The Drum @TheDrum]

Congrats @teamrubicon - you are Team of the Year 🏆 #thedrumawards

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

@TeamRubicon jumped at the chance to meet the new needs sparked by COVID🦠. @Jack needs to look no further than TR as the org worthy of his pledge! 💪 #BuiltToServe #StartSmall

[Team Rubicon @TeamRubicon]

.@Jack we didn’t back down from COVID. 135,000 veteran-led volunteers launched 324 COVID ops focusing on mobile-testing, on-site medical support, food delivery to at-risk communities, and Hurricanes Laura & Sally, wildfire and derecho relief. Help us continue to serve #startsmall

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

❤️ I love this. @chrishemsworth

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

@jaredprc It’s time to get cheesy, son. 🧀

[Grilled Cheese Truck @grlldcheesetruk]

NEXT WEEK STOPS FIND US IN: STUDIO CITY - EL SEGUNDO - CHATSWORTH - SCV - ONTARIO - GRANADA HILLS - SIMI VALLEY and more TBA!
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Stay tuned for schedule updates!

[Beau Willimon @BeauWillimon]

Wearing a mask is no different than wearing a seat belt or using a car seat for a baby. Seat belts don’t stop you from driving. Masks don’t stop you from shopping or walking. It’s the bare minimum to ensure safety.

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

#ProTip Wanna plan ahead? Buy extra extra McDonalds cheeseburgers and keep em in the fridge. When burger time rolls around, microwave for 36 seconds with the paper still on.
Next time you wake up hungover: Bliss 🍔.

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

Lots of folks freaking out about what they think “defund” means —it’s not as chaotic as you think. In fact, other (albeit smaller) communities have already done it years ago 👇.

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

I had no idea that SWAT was created as a means to battle the Black Panthers back in ‘69. Crazy example of how fear was used as a police go-to rather than actually working with the people. #ReadUp

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Militarized policing in the United States was born as a check on the Black Panthers. It's been targeting black communities ever since.

(via @latimesopinion) https://t.co/ruwNftQ1Rx

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

My favorite day of the month? Magazine Day — it’s when all the monthly mags I subscribe to show up in my mailbox. That day is today 😌.

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

Am I crazy, or is the brunch spot across from my apartment FULL?? #WeBack?

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

@jaredprc

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

@jaredprc That’s kinda like saying John Boyega and Chris Rock are the same person, yo

[Mike Washington @thisismikewash]

@jaredprc I can verify that the above statement is scientifically accurate.