Corson Legwarmer

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

when u have to show that ur a dancer first at the vocal audition

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

@NicolasMcNulty 🥰🥰

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

@NicolasMcNulty 😍😍😍

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Ben Platt and his boyfriend look like a ventriloquist act

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

@NicolasMcNulty 3-2 is an ass whoopin ?? I’d say u barely got out alive 😘

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

me (gay): where do you think I’ll go when I die?
conservative religious New Zealander:

[rachel nellie @rclnellie]

If someone doesn’t take me on a haunted corn maze date by the end of October I’m gonna fucking loose it.

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

sometimes when I’m in the car and I see the dashed lines on the street, I’ll tap my feet along to them like I’m playing guitar hero with my feet. does this make sense

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

@ravenvilate

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

Going to chick fil a and saying “thank you” as many times as humanly possible bc I’m a sadist

[Ryan Knopp @KnoppRyan]

Happy day for me. Several people I care a lot about got the COVID vaccine today, overcoming some hesitancy. What do I say to my patients who are unsure about the vaccine? This:

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

climate change is real? then explain this

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

@MiloTommy not general tsao 😭

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@House_Blank 👀👀👀

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

Idk if this is controversial but the devils fiddle solo in the devil went down to Georgia was objectively better and more impressive than Johnny’s

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

I love triscuits. It’s like eating a basket

[tate @50FirstTates]

me: i’d like to go to this place

google maps: u walking? i bet ur walking

me: no i’m driv-

google maps: it’s gonna take u 5 hours hope ur wearing comfy shoes

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

Amazon Alexa is quite literally a girlboss building her empire

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

ur in his dms, I’m on his dental insurance plan. we are not the same

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

@oh_bloodynora 😔😔

[Corson Legwarmer @thisisnotcorson]

if you’re wondering how to be a better ally this pride month, don’t just LIKE my funny little tweets. RETWEET my funny little tweets 😤😩