Not Stacey Laffey

I'm a short woman with a big heart. Pizza pro. The moo cow is my spirit animal. -Get that for me I can't reach it- Stacey Laffey

[Not Stacey Laffey @thisisntstacey]

@nobleadam442 every month since June:
TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY!🎵

@nobleadam442 in December:
HERE COMES THE SUN DO DOO DO DOO!🎵

[Not Stacey Laffey @thisisntstacey]

Me: *walks up to make table*

My brain:

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Me: move over bacon

[Not Stacey Laffey @thisisntstacey]

@Kaleb_MSnyder Come visit your fav lady anytime😘

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Thanks for all the birthday wishes yesterday. I can’t believe I’m finally 22, gonna be rocking to some T-Swift all year. #22 #TSwift #HBD2Me

[Noah @booch76]

Please cut in front of me then slow down I really love it

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Especially missing my homie Harambe recently #GorillaLivesMatter

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When your friend tries to take your drink away #IBite

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In honor of national finish your jello day, short gurl, tall tolerance.

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I dream of a world where people aren’t judged by their height but instead buy the number of colors on their shirt! #tiedyeislife

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Extra ssthaucy Ssthpaghetti @OlthoffJody #lipsybastard

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Here’s my resume HMU if you have a job for me.

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I will be playing obiwan in the upcoming Kenobi movie. I hope you’re ready to see these robes in tie dye. #starwars #imajedi

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The haters tried to say a slutty cow costume wouldn’t work. Smh

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People often tell me that I'm really down to earth

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In the spirit of Independence Day I'd like to announce my candidacy for POTUS in 2020.

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Finally a movie about my life

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Tiger V.S. Cougar

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Love my employees @jpbecker7