Sarah Memarian Lenahan

Wife. Mom. Sarcastic. Awkward. And Very, Very Small. Oh, I almost forgot to say this part- check out where all the cool kids work @aimindiana

[Sarah Memarian Lenahan @thisisthesarah]

Not sure why my inlaws feel the need to give me parenting advice. After all, I live with the results of their efforts and it's nothing to brag about.
#marriage #backoff #wearedoinggreat #family

[Sarah Memarian Lenahan @thisisthesarah]

Took a midnight shower due to illness. I sneezed. I heard a soft voice whisper "bless you". Wtf is my kid doing sitting on the floor at 12 pm? #momlife #kids #showeralone

[Sarah Memarian Lenahan @thisisthesarah]

Me: Joel can you take your plate to the sink please?
6 yr old Joel: ugh why do I have to do everything around here?
#momlife #kidshaveithard #hes6

[Sarah Memarian Lenahan @thisisthesarah]

Do you know that feeling of when you just give up and ignore your kids? Yeah,that was me and my kid ended up on the ground acting like a dog complete with pizza in mouth and slobber down his chin. #momlife #kids #pizzatime #chicagospizza

[Sarah Memarian Lenahan @thisisthesarah]

My mom trains dogs and taught my 2yo some commands. he decided to practice. He was telling at a goose at the park "bad dog, no!"
#momlife #kids

[Sarah Memarian Lenahan @thisisthesarah]

My kid is crying because his papa is actually my dad in real life. Apparently that is uncool. #momlife #kidsaresweet #hewasmydadfirst

[Sarah Memarian Lenahan @thisisthesarah]

@MyFavMurder There is also a fiction book called Human Remains by Elizabeth Haynes that is very much like this except done by a male..

[Sarah Memarian Lenahan @thisisthesarah]

My dinner view! Thanks to everyone who came to the Cicero Roundtable event. @AimIndiana

[Sarah Memarian Lenahan @thisisthesarah]

Why are mom bff's so hard to find 😭😭😭 #ijustwantabff #momlife #whowantstobemybff

[Sarah Memarian Lenahan @thisisthesarah]

Potty training win: my son pooped on the carpet in his classroom and tried to hide it by putting his shoes in it. #momlife #mykidsareawesome #thisismylife

[Sarah Memarian Lenahan @thisisthesarah]

Explaining to my potty-training toddler why we pee so often is not as easy as you would think. Especially when he keeps saying "why?" #momlife #wearethelenahans #mykidsarecool #pottytraining #bigboy #nomorediapers

[Sarah Memarian Lenahan @thisisthesarah]

Me: "Joel do you know where the orange cones are for outside?" J: "I have no ideas mom". Great, I birthed an absolute smarty pants. #momlife #wearethelenahans #mykidsarecool #whohastimetothink #didhejustsaythat

[Sarah Memarian Lenahan @thisisthesarah]

Here's how my life goes.
People are coming over. I clean house. Hubs gets out beers. Toddler takes off all his clothes. #momlife #wearethelenahans #mykidsarecool