Jordan Perry

Uncle Iroh will be my final form 🧘🏾‍♂️

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

Oct 30th we back at Flophouse EAST VILLAGE!!

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

Snoop don’t want that kinda smoke 💨

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

I honestly can’t shame flat earthers because I’m a Michael Jackson truther so who am I to judge??

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

If you liked the Flavor of Love era of reality dating shows then watch Druski’s It Could Have Been Love. Shit is hilarious 😂😂😂

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

Some of y’all wanna complain about DEI like we didn’t let Rob Schneider star in 3 different major Hollywood movies

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

Josh Allen 🫡

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Trump pardoning the January 6th rioters shows that he is willing to let them storm the capital again if he deems it necessary

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

The TikTok ban was shorter than a TikTok

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There’s a dude at my gym who look like the villain from the first air-bud movie and every time I see him I mean mug him and do an extra set bc I will never forget him not letting that dog play basketball 😡

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

I just said whaddup to Dave Chappelle and he pretended like he knew who I was 😮

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

lol me at work rn pretending I know how to use vlookup lol

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

tbh I would sleep with Joy Taylor even if it hurt my career

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

🎶The Island Time 🏝️🎶

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

Everybody wanna call Travis Hunter gf a gold digger but is it gold digging if you don’t gotta dig? What if the gold is just laying right there? That’s just picking up gold.

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

Sounds like Drake regrets that full body LeBron James tattoo

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

Fuck New Year New Me. Start changing your life today. The 1st is just another day.

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

Drake really tried to beat those “not for the culture” critiques by doing a stream with Adin Ross

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

Sometimes my clownfish will sleep on the sand bed like he’s 💀 but he’s alright. he’s just being a clownfish.

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

Light rain. Good stuff.

[Jordan Perry @thisjordanperry]

Don’t look back. The way is forward.