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mama x3 • food • laughs • f bombs • @astros preeclampsia survivor + c-section mama x2 [email protected]

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#astros #foreverfan #mychamps

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During his 16-year career, Billy Wagner was one of the most dominant and hardest-throwing closers in Major League history.

His career statistics top those of all but one current Hall of Fame reliever (Mariano Rivera) in several key categories. His career .187 career opponents batting average and 11.92 SO/9IP ratio are the best of ANY pitcher in MLB history. Dominance!

See all the reasons why Billy Wagner should be in the Hall of Fame at https://t.co/7eXaOJ1Nyi.

#WagnerWednesday x @baseballhall

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The word of the evening (while my partner watches the @dallascowboys game) is: horseshit. #cowboys #wordoftheday

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Still true. Toddlers, man. Wtf.

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If you aren’t being yelled at by a tiny little monster all day for asking for normal things of them, are you even the parent of a toddler? 🧐 #thisismotherhood #lifewithtoddlers

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Congratulations Dusty on an incredible managerial career 🧡

Thank you!

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Chasing his second.

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@tay_delane The more I hear, I just can’t believe this. I am so sorry to you + their family, friends, anyone who is grieving ..sorry for yalls loss. 💔

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#KohlsBlackFridaySweepstakes

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For the city.

#ForTheH

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I am not this person but buyer beware if you are going to purchase any @rachaelray cookware sets. This happened to one we had for less than two years, for no reason. So glad it didn’t happen near either of my kids. #rachaelraycookware #rachaelray #buyerbeware

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@priscillacluna @DavidMarkLuna Cheers for 8 years! Love your new cut 💜🥂

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If you aren’t being yelled at by a tiny little monster all day for asking for normal things of them, are you even the parent of a toddler? 🧐 #thisismotherhood #lifewithtoddlers

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Vote for our cute kid + pup! 👶🐶 #bestfriends💕

2021 Kids And Their Pets Photo Contest Poll https://t.co/skxQBoMZCU via @ATX_family

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Mom's Guide To Austin Breweries https://t.co/n2yPlJt4xr

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Not Just Physical: The Psychological Burden Of Preeclampsia And HELLP Syndrome #preeclampsiaawareness #preeclampsiasurvivor https://t.co/DuHVMei9Vk