thin milf 🎀

Genz Baby machine, mom of 4. Displaced San Diego native surviving Houston. Homeschooling listener of The Tim Dillon Show & Part of the Problem Podcast.

[thin milf 🎀 @thismanatemyson]

Smoking

[lesbian john travolta of edtwt @irlbmi2]

what are some self care activities that aren't hygiene-related? whenever people talk about self care they say shit like take a nice shower, wash your face..... those are chores to me. that's like if i told you to mop the floors as self care. it doesn't have that effect at all.

[thin milf 🎀 @thismanatemyson]

@misslivejournal My husband does retirement planning - some of his most successful clients are teachers. They are privy to special types of accounts and benefits in retirement.

[Chuck Francis @cfisonline]

as an adult you literally have 30 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience

[thin milf 🎀 @thismanatemyson]

This could’ve been me

[KELii CHiC @ilovekeliichic]

saw a family today and the husband was carrying the baby and holding his toddlers hand while wearing a back pack and carrying two bags and the mom was on her phone texting and smoking a cigarette

[Pius XII’s Lawyer @HailPopePXII]

“I’m Catholic but idk how I feel about these body part relics”

Good, you weak effete homosexual. You’re going to fucking die and that will be what’s left of your body. Look at it and reflect on your own mortality and why the bones of a Saint make you uncomfortable.

[nana @nanaab0o]

my texas people i know yall feel that !

[abee?🦉 @abeeszn]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[thin milf 🎀 @thismanatemyson]

I was there for 2010 ed tumblr https://t.co/MuDqBMwqOT

[pingu @pingu4ll]

hey does anyone have an estimate of how much longer

[thin milf 🎀 @thismanatemyson]

It stems from the social etiquette in not bringing enough to share. If you have someone to your home and you’re eating lunch, you have enough for everyone. If you come to a gathering with just a snack for yourself it is also rude.

[libby 🌞 @libby_barts]

Maybe I’m too autistic for this discourse but I just don’t understand why you can’t have an iced coffee in a job interview??? Or even a funeral?? It’s a bloody drink, not a bomb. What is the issue? I’m so confused. This is why I hate unspoken societal rules THEY MAKE ZERO SENSE

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Walking into my interview very slowly so I don’t spill my dirty martini

[sara @seabbyy]

we used to wear open toe stilettos in the snow to go clubbing now the girlies are wearing pimple patches and jorts

[hokage🪭🐉 @tsunadaye]

Smells like liar outside. Libra season is here

[oliviaaaa @lilLadyLarvae]

Pacing in my underwear and a big hoodie while vaping w/ YouTube on the tv

[thin milf 🎀 @thismanatemyson]

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[C @dyketamer]

Here come them lying ass libras

[thin milf 🎀 @thismanatemyson]

@Romy_Holland Have you ever been around babies? Stop pathologizing it, he’s a baby. They cycle through periods of more and less fussy.

[thin milf 🎀 @thismanatemyson]

@MrsCMFrancis I have a bunch of stuff from there and love it so much

[suze @cortadoedison]

One of my most woo woo takes is I refuse to drink liquid death because I’d rather not manifest death by ingesting it

[thin milf 🎀 @thismanatemyson]

@thecavemommy Well you have 2 and they have 4 so it’s not really the same thing. It was not chaotic when I had 2 kids, I now have 4 and it is indeed, chaotic.

[thin milf 🎀 @thismanatemyson]

@AmazonHelp Nobody cares we pay a lot for a service that has noticeably degraded significantly over the last few years.