Caffeinated Crazy☕🇦🇺

unless you are part of parent twitter then don't bother, I will just block you.

Mum of 3.
Loves coffee.
Don't retweet my kids! I will block you!

[Caffeinated Crazy☕🇦🇺 @thismightbebeer]

Turns out if you release the little kids and yell attack, it makes the teenager get out of bed.

This is very useful information.

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@jaxwax04

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@MommaSmallzz And you know how long I have been trying to get here too. 🤩

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I FINALLY MADE IT TO PERTH!!!
I AM SPENDING XMAS IN QUARANTINE BUT 29TH IM OUT SPENDING IT WITH MY PARENTS!!!
HAVENT SEEN THEM FOR 2.5 YEARS!
(And they don't know I'm here yet!)

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@honestly_mom Cough, sneeze, laugh.

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@NotYoMama9 Nutella is what the kids are allowed one finger scoop from.

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I just got a email from Twitter telling me to "slide that tweet into a DM"...

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@MommaSmallzz Hiya hunny!

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16 yos name is currently poopoo face...

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@modernmomese I've been induced with all 3 kids. But when the urge to push comes... out they fly

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@emilychibwana Yep. Just going to Perth, with my 3 kids was about 3k

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I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself. I hit my coffee on the edge of the table. Everyone wore it.

[Caffeinated Crazy☕🇦🇺 @thismightbebeer]

My baby turned 3!!!
She has now started daycare.

All my kids are at school/daycare.

Freedom!!!

(I miss them so much!)

[Caffeinated Crazy☕🇦🇺 @thismightbebeer]

What are your magic tips for croup!?

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I'm not much of a party planner for my kids birthday. Well Sunday is my youngests 3rd birthday. I have organised a party, and guess who is sick. So now I have to cancel.
Probably a good thing, I can't remember where I put the decorations!!

[Caffeinated Crazy☕🇦🇺 @thismightbebeer]

I am turning 40 tomorrow.
Covid has stopped me from seeing my family yet again. I also have no car so I can't go anywhere or do anything. All my friends are working.

The only party I am going to have is a pitty party.
I don't even have any alcohol.

[Caffeinated Crazy☕🇦🇺 @thismightbebeer]

@Ivan24603873 Feel*

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Turns out if you release the little kids and yell attack, it makes the teenager get out of bed.

This is very useful information.

[Caffeinated Crazy☕🇦🇺 @thismightbebeer]

@Cynical_Parent

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@Ivan24603873 Wrong way to go about it.
The fact you did it this way is why I say no.