your sleep paralysis demon

body piercer and tooth gem tech in Southern California

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

🕊️🕊️

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[The Real Guardrail Guy @theguardrailguy]

This was probably the 10th time somebody contacted me and said "Is this Steve? My loved one was cut in half."

I pray that it never get's easier for me to hear those words.

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Niggas In Paris but the beat is Toxic

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[syren @ligerzerosyren]

I turned 18 in 2011. Rent was $425. After work I’d go to the mall with friends and get a whole new outfit for $40. We’d go out that night, drinks were $3 and whole meals were like $7. Wake up next morning & get brunch WITH DRINKS for less than $15. Life is hell now.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Happy “put it in reverse Terry!”
Day to all who celebrate.

[Johnny Knoxvilles Strap-on @dykewrestling]

me when i'm homophobic

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

Bam had a years-long crush on Ville Valo to the point he got matching womb tattoos with the man, he didn't dodge a damn thing.

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

adhd is so funny because even when you're in a rush in the morning, you spend about five minutes searching for a YouTube video to play while getting ready.

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

"are you ok" i am literally a forest fire and i am the fire and i am the forest and i am the witness watching it but thanks for asking

[your sleep paralysis demon @thisneedstoendx]

@horrorsthetics I still don’t know who on earth would choose Bill over Eric

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

if they would've given me adderall in middle school i would be a homeowner by now

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

Extremely underrated Hasan Piker moment was when he went on a five minute rant about how the streets should run red with the blood of landlords and like five days later everyone found out his mom owns and manages commercial real estate

[🏹 @missmewhenyougo]

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i'm slouching in my chair and watching videos on my phone with the brightness all the way up. i'm dehydrated, my skin is dry and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too

[Carl’s Jr. @CarlsJr]

“you need to touch grass”
no, i need to smoke grass and then mobile order

[your sleep paralysis demon @thisneedstoendx]

@maesbunniespace @H0L1D4YH0RR0R Me bookmarking this for tomorrow 😅

[Dr. Crud (smells great) @RaptorBreath]

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