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[c H R i s T i A n @thisoldwizard]

This still makes me laugh

[Blasphemy made fresh @JoshMcThulu]

Yeah and the double feature is me watching Dune twice

[doomer @uncledoomer]

me and the boys leaving toyotathon https://t.co/Lw5aq2MUSv

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

“Merry Christmas! Feel free to log off at 4:45pm on Christmas Eve so you can have some time back with your family.”

[mac @batsdune]

dune 3 going straight to streaming

[quibs @quibvs]

life imitates art

[c H R i s T i A n @thisoldwizard]

@kasspatzln

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

“Yeah, I talk to my dad at least once a week”

The talk:

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

chill I be late asf

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Eagles chief of security Dom DiSandro visited Giants rookie RB Cam Skattebo while he was in a Philadelphia area hospital for surgery on his dislocated ankle, and brought him some snacks, per the @PhillyInquirer.

[cameron skattebo @camskattebo5]

Thank you everyone for the support!! Surgery went well. I just want to thank the city of Philly for taking the best care of me. Every moment I spent in the hospital with family and friends I felt loved and supported in every way❤️ thank you to the doctors, surgeons, and staff that did their best work on me.
This is just the beginning of my journey and I can’t wait to show you guys all about it!!!
GOD has a plan for me , stick the course and it will all work itself out , BRB 🫡 #LFG

[Marissa Voss™ @marissavoss]

I’m suing my dad for making me a Minnesota sports fan.

[matt @_dsppntdd]

wow look i’m joe keery im in tame impalas music videos and get handcuffed by sabrina carpenter and star in stranger things go fuck yourself joe

[m @w6steland]

bald head ass gets whatever he wants eating wings kissing keke palmer what the fuck ever bro

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

The ambassador from Oceania was greeted at the shore by a contingent of equine dignitaries.

[djcows @djcows]

Startup idea: residential milk pipelines

[c H R i s T i A n @thisoldwizard]

vibing at the upper echelons of pure frequency, low key

[Lover of Knights 💫 @LoverofKnights]

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok”
bro I asked an ancient dragon who talks to me in riddles we're not the same