Michael Odell

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@velocitygirl Hi Jude That is such a lovely message. I might have to read it out to myself every day from now til…well, forever really.

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@ProfDFreeman @thetimes @OxPsychiatry @OxExpPsy My wife says if Nic is so great why not just verse the headset full time? Win win.

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

Wow. High praise @HadleyFreeman !😍You qualify for one of my home made Xmas crackers (making them when I’m back from the Caribbean…)

[Hadley Freeman @HadleyFreeman]

This @ThisYearsModell interview with Kirstie Allsopp is full of hoot-out-loud bangers

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@SamMcAlister1 @LSELaw Good luck Sam! I think you should teach 'Broadcasting Economics Module One': If a tv executive spends more on taxis per annum (and clicks his fingers at waiters) than regular staff get paid how much money is there left to actually make programmes with? 😉

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@SnoopDogg Think of your dealer bro. That’s a hard decision.

[David Aaronovitch @DAaronovitch]

I couldn’t have watched these pictures, and I have a horrible feeling that the people who really need to won’t read this thread.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

I would like to point out that in this interview, I did not use the word “anus”. The rest is correct though. https://t.co/x0iG3Xdq8Q

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@JamesBlunt I’ll double check my tape. Might be an anus horribilis I guess…

[Martin Hemming @Martin_Hemming]

@HadleyFreeman @ThisYearsModell This is doing great numbers round the dad WhatsApp groups

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@HadleyFreeman Mixed feelings obvs about going public with dysfunction. Next time: inability to find gender perspectives when applying penalties. My daughter just reminded me: son accidentally shot out my laptop screen with a BB gun, I commiserated. She drank vodka aged 17, grounded for a MONTH

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@sarfrazmanzoor Just respect the fact she jumped through a lot of hoops to get that job

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@KevPow3 Yes and 'White City' was brilliant so you people at 'The Fence', chill with the nihilism.

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@SamMcAlister1 @AirMailWeekly @graydoncarter @TimesMagazine I don’t like how the Americans have re-spelt paedophile in this version though. “Pedophile” sounds like someone who likes giving foot rubs.

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@Maryelmorris @TotleighBarton @theKokoBrown @chriswakling Very inspiring young writers and admirably patient with the old man telling his war stories. Some of them kids were born the year ‘Silent Alarm’ by Bloc Party came out which is, frankly, terrifying!

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@shaunphillips @thetimes Run me a couple of sausages off your giant News UK printer when you've done today's paper would you?

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@RussianEmbassy @BBCNewsnight @mfa_russia @RusembUkraine @BBCWorld @SkyNews @ftworldnews @TelegraphWorld @guardianworld @POLITICOEurope @ForeignAffairs @spectator And I love feeding the hamster while saying 'fuck you!' to the bear

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@MrMichaelSpicer Michael Spicer

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Weeks - 18
Victories - 0
Sanctions - ♾️
Economy - 🚽💩 🧻
Dead - 30,000+
Ukraine - EU candidate
Finland & Sweden - NATO
Tanks - Still exploding
Navy - Still sinking
Generals - Still dying
Macron & Scholz - Unfriended
War crimes - Charges pending

I remain a master strategist

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@pollybirkbeck Because tourists are moneeeeeey

[Michael Odell @ThisYearsModell]

@DanielaMarchesi Hi Daniela I’m at [email protected] thank you Michael