Tommasu

[Tommasu @thobertucci]

I feel like the only man who can understand me is Sloth from The Goonies cause he retarded as fuck, on a boat with a treasure chest. @Royceda59

[DJ @TxForever]

Me 2 weeks from today when I’m 8 beers deep and it’s 3rd down.

[Tommasu @thobertucci]

C’mon @PhiloAaron & @TramellJonesJr , make it happen.

[Chase Fralick’s Burner @ColdHonkyChase]

If “Aaron Philo” or “Tramell Jones” beats Auburn and Byrum Brown on the road in their first SEC start ever then I will staple my ballsack to the ceiling

Shit is not happening yall need to be put down

[Roddert White @KingCheddar69]

Someone put that lettuce poop virus in the 7 hazy ipas I drank last night

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but can’t let Brad drink alone on his first night back

[Tommasu @thobertucci]

https://t.co/aKXyPQ5aca

[Tommasu @thobertucci]

Where the fuck is Summer ‘26? @BennyBsf

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Nearly TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE are publicly vouching for a man accused of cutting down Flock cameras in a small West Virginia town.

People commented:

- "He was saving my neighbor's dog from a fire all day, couldn't be him."

- "This man is innocent. I saw him serving at a soup kitchen."

-"Couldn't be him. He was helping me replace the roof on a homeless shelter."

The man, Wesley Jackson, has pleaded Not Guilty.

[Tommasu @thobertucci]

Fuck I’m starting to get old

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Having that much control of your body while going at full speed is absolutely insane. The equivalent of breaking someone’s ankles in basketball.

[Tommasu @thobertucci]

@GuardsJoey No they still cheated.

[DUDE Wipes @DUDEwipes]

Clear my schedule, it’s going to be a busy day

[Tommasu @thobertucci]

@Tesla https://t.co/SIHcNuwtin

[WFLA NEWS @WFLA]

WRONG WAY ⛔ A driver spotted a Tesla robotaxi going the wrong way down a one-way street a day after the company rolled out its driverless taxi service in Tampa. https://t.co/yT91EARrY9

[Tommasu @thobertucci]

@Brett_McMurphy @Florida_Zone @RJStadium Gay. Should be on campus.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:

[Tommasu @thobertucci]

Where the fuck is Summer ‘26? @BennyBsf

[Tommasu @thobertucci]

@MrBeast 2,355,289

[solé @layxsnv]

Me after being outside for 5 mins 🤣🤣

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Me to Bosnia-Herzegovina right now despite multiple consecutive decades of not caring about soccer:

[Tommasu @thobertucci]

😂

[Tommasu @thobertucci]

Never can just have a little fun.

[Local 12/WKRC-TV @Local12]

An 85-year-old man was arrested after allegedly street racing at over 100 miles per hour in a sports car while smoking a cigarillo.

When confronted, he reportedly told police he was just "having a little ride in my favorite car."

READ MORE: https://t.co/MOjcD6i0sn

[Tommasu @thobertucci]

Ya still never get use to it.