Thom Sh

or store bought is fine

[Keyla33apples @IDK_imweird23]

Heat stroke

[LicenseFreeButtRock @rogue_wallaby]

Sure go ahead, 'abolish police'. Tell me then, who is gonna solve 2% of crimes, shoot your pets, give you a seat belt ticket or flock stalk you hmmm?

[k @meowerser]

can u hop off the spectrum for a second

[tasman @lildorothy_]

(flirting) i did a background check on you

[tasman @lildorothy_]

does anyone want to hang out after the world ends

[Clifton Hicks @amanofthesoil]

Cherokee “gourdseed” corn. This is apparently a pre-1800 variety preserved by the Qualls family of Virginia. This is one of the oldest types of corn grown in America.

[ᥣіᥣ ᥴᥙ𝗍🧚🏽‍♀️🖤✨ @briaananax]

6 year old me was like “yeah i need that”

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[ALÖW ✦ @ayoitsalow]

outing myself in the men’s restroom by washing my hands

[mrs. saxobeat @SHORTlRICAN]

boy fuck you and your 30x32 jeans

[limpkin @acealeam]

you shouldnt have to go to work if the moon is doing something interesting

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

Fyi if you’re a diehard republican and you vote in Providence here’s your sample ballot

[Thom Sh @thom_mss]

every time I walk past an orange scooter parked in the middle of the sidewalk

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Fuck it

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.

[ChaCha Wigs Fulfillment Center @JahnZilch]

everyone concentrate on a third eighty year old right now

[gotcha boss @guydpete]

Church of Fatter Gay Taints

[F@gHag (Global) @missmaamshe]

FETCH THE BOLT CUTTERS

[Thom Sh @thom_mss]

@horselythighs Its weird