thomas 🐡

has never been to oovoo javer

[Ashleigh Martin @martinbashleigh]

Tatum: “So, Thomas what sports did you play as a child.”
Thomas: “Soccer and Basketball.”
Tatum: “Okay, what position did you play in Basketball.”
Thomas: “Bench.”

[thomas 🐡 @thomas3carroll]

@theisabelmaria spew it out of your mouth

[thomas 🐡 @thomas3carroll]

@KristaMarie007 Most people just call it Prisoner of Azkaban

[tho(mas)ughts 🌻 @thocarroughts]

@McDonalds just a heads up: the way the bank give you stuff at their drive thru is way cooler, maybe you should install some McPneumaticTubes

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

@thocarroughts We have thought about it, Thomas, but unfortunately we have yet to solve what our scientists call "The Items Going Upside-Down In The Tube And Spilling Everywhere Problem." 😅 For now, we think handing you your order is the safest way to go!

[Walt Disney Studios @DisneyStudios]

It is my duty to fight. Disney’s #Mulan is in theaters March 27, 2020.

[thomas 🐡 @thomas3carroll]

@theisabelmaria this is abhorrent

[thomas 🐡 @thomas3carroll]

hello friends,

this is ollie (short for othniel), my golden claw fiddler crab

i am writing to let you know that he molted for the first time yesterday (hooray) AND he ate ALL of the algae disc i gave him this morning because he is a growing boy

also he has sand other places ok

[Goulet Pens @GouletPens]

Made from solid marble & inspired by the Italian Renaissance, the Visconti Medici il Magnifico Serpentine is the ultimate showstopper fountain pen. Check it out: https://t.co/cTWcO5ecx3

[thomas 🐡 @thomas3carroll]

i see a disturbing lack of psaltery in american churches today

[thomas 🐡 @thomas3carroll]

@em_jones45 that’s what they call me during the winter

[tho(mas)ughts 🌻 @thocarroughts]

petition for handwriting to always look as good as it does on the instagram draw tool

[thomas 🐡 @thomas3carroll]

weird people when weird people when
the plane lands the movie ends
👏

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

hmm yes i am read this novel book. yes i intellectual. hmm. yes. this book appear to be yogurt lid.

[Hehe Protocol @HeheProtocol]

René Descartes: *thinks*

René Descartes:

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

if I dont became president I’m will eat my hat. trick question my hat is a corn chipe

[emily jones @em_jones45]

this is beautifully written :,)

[thomas 🐡 @thomas3carroll]

find yourself a man that can do both

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

Waffle Houses are just real life Minecraft houses. Happy Birthday @minecraft! 📷 @kastonie