Thomas

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

Just got over my new year's hangover. What's happening?

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

.@MayorAdler #KeepAustinUber

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

Is it soccer season yet?

[Drew Daywalt @DrewDaywalt]

Don't waste energy on the villains in your life. Eventually, they all become footnotes in chapters that you don't even read anymore.

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

Oh shit! Bikini season is almost over! I hate sweater season... #feelingdown

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

If you have to swing your arms or use your back while doing curls...bruh, you're doing it wrong. Ladies' weights are further down the rack.

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

@realbadger @broadcity @abbijacobson @ATownTheSeries @LaylaHAHAberg @WhitQuips06 @AverySomely @HaloTrav6969 @ChloeBennet4 who be this?

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

@LaylaHAHAberg @WhitQuips06 I'll wear it. Tight is right.

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

X Games is over. My life is over.

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

Whoa... My action movie made me a feminist #FuryRoad

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

I somehow ended up at a Sesame Street fever dream irl. This Alone Star beer tastes like rainbows. #FragileRock

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

@Rhi_Tweet 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[#ATown The Series @ATownTheSeries]

@thomas40hands ' fridge.

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

@LaylaHAHAberg ugh SWIPE LEFT

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

@LaylaHAHAberg did I just see you at Lululemon? lol you do yoga?

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

@WhitQuips06 you're a homeless dog

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

Google News has no suggestions for me. You know me too well, Google News.

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

@WhitQuips06 you would make a terrible politician. Or a great one.

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

@BrentlyArtists @ATownTheSeries @CobbsComedyClub @meganangelo lol

[Thomas @Thomas40hands]

@WhitQuips06 @ATownTheSeries what if they're homeless dogs?