Thomas Beraldi

#highered exec & policy wonk, data guy at UMass, percussionist, @saxyderms director, @floridastate & @tuftsuniversity grad

[Saxyderms @saxyderms]

🎩 I say, Thisleton! Have you heard about the new invention by that Belgian chap, Adolphe Sax? Some sort of improved hurdy-gurdy, I believe. Bit uncouth, naming it after one's self though, wouldn't you say? 🧐

🎷 Next show Thu, July 27 at 645pm, GW Statue. Waistcoats optional.

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

Single-issue #MelroseMA voter here. Can we get more frequent lawn/leaf pickup without it busting the budget? I'm talking weekly during peak times. Or at least more hours during the week for DPW yard drop-off? @JenforMelrose @samhammar

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

Sponsored by Vineyard Vines. 🛥️🐳

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Opinion | Our second home on Nantucket has an $8,333/mo. mortgage, our daughter’s regatta entry fee is $5,000, our Wellesley pickle ball dues only continue to rise, and we only make $900k/year—has Joe Biden completely left middle class families like ours behind?

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

And then what ?!?!?

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

Who doesn’t finish their burrito?

[Megan Johnson @megansarahj]

“DNA collected from a half-eaten burrito to identify him” LOLLLLL https://t.co/9F565Ix4lY

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

@vickyhowe23 You are seen

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

Congestion pricing *can* work as a traffic demand management tool *if* wisely reinvested *and* the alternatives aren't an irredeemable garbage fire... or a train on actual fire. Otherwise it's just a regressive tax with little economic benefit. HARUMPH. https://t.co/YGI6BAJmyz

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

It was a delight to play here! I hope you all enjoyed today’s @saxyderms concert.

[MelroseMemorial Hall @MelroseMemHall]

Our pleasure to host The Saxyderms Concert today @MelroseMemHall Now in its 17th performance season, this talented group of musicians sound fabulous in the GAR Room!

[Saxyderms @saxyderms]

The Saxyderms 10th Annual Winter Concert is a go! Join us for a free, family-friendly concert on 2/12/23, 12:15pm, Melrose Memorial Hall. There'll be big band jazz, orchestral classics, and high-energy pop arrangements. https://t.co/wt4zHKTubK

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

😢

[Ghost of Tip O'Neill @SpeakerTip]

Restaurants do not give you an “ANDY’S MINT” anymore with your tab

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

The most saxophones per square foot

[Saxyderms @saxyderms]

We back 😎🎷

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

A dear colleague who, like me, is a jealous guardian of her precious time, recently shared her philosophy toward meetings.

“No agenda, no attenda”

Words to live (work) by.

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

“Make it sole”. (This tweet solely intended for @vickyhowe23)

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

Way worse than a razor blade

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year. Just found a theoretical key signature shoved into a Milky Way. There are some truly sick people out there.

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

Will adopt

[Vidhya Jeyadev @vidhyajeyadev]

Have gone a little bit overboard captaining my rec kickball league

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

Tremendous. #mapoli

[Nik DeCosta-Klipa @NikDeCostaKlipa]

After Queen Elizabeth II, I believe Bill Galvin becomes the longest-serving head of state

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

I am skeptical of the utility of the 11-point Net Promoter Score and its subsequent distillation to promoter, neutral, and detractor. This analysis from @MeasuringU demonstrates the trade off in speed and reliability between 11-point and 3-point LTR scales.

[MeasuringU @MeasuringU]

Earlier research suggests that three-point scales are less valid and reliable. We conducted three studies to corroborate and clarify those findings with the Net Promoter Score. https://t.co/DTjFb03tZ4

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

There is a community of people that also find inspirational LinkedIn posts cringy and superfluous. So much so they made post generator tool. I feel seen.

[Kushaan @kushaanshah]

Found a Linkedin viral post generator and it's already my favorite part of the week lol

https://t.co/4AOHlgZOsC

[Thomas Beraldi @thomas_beraldi]

“Let me show you something that will make you feel young as when the world was new.”

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

when you find out you can double click the format painter in excel to keep it selected