Larkey

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Throwing my flat white in the air when it’s announced that we’ve hit Q2 targets

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

One of England's all-time greatest captains, Ben Stokes, has decided to retire from international cricket at the end of this Test match.

Ben, you have been the most inspirational captain, leader and legend this team could have ever hoped for.

We love you so much and wish you all the best in your retirement ❤️

England will never be the same again.

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

Pundits again keen to stress just how hard it is to play against teams that are much worse than you. Just so brutally hard. Nothing harder. Except playing teams that are probably better than you, which we must avoid at all costs. Ideally we wouldn't play anyone really.

[Becky Paton @rpaton11]

Nothing but broken promises.

[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

You look up, and Joe Root's on 14,000 Test runs.

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[Colin Robertson @Cod_Rob]

It’s been a….

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Cambo @cambo691]

Hydration break

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Your mums been emailing me again

[Coral @Coral]

Big John's Bosh Around The World 🌎

48 teams. 48 boshes. No autocue.

Bosh.

[Nick Goff @nickgoff79]

Just an example of the laughs we have here

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

I can't believe the Germans killed everyone else

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[Morgan @MorganE07969703]

Inbeetweeners moment at the pool. Young man swimming in front of me, wouldn't let me pass.Stopped with him to explain lane etiquette. He takes his goggles/cap off. He has learning dis. Starts crying. Carer comes over, then lifeguard. Everyone staring at me "lane etiquette I cry"

[heathcliff @heathcliff_184]

mate who’s just done 2 years of politics a-level just asked me “so who’s our new MP then”

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

guy on my plane reading a book and writing notes in it. not enough words in there for ya bud?

[Dr Martin @MartinRemains]

No obligation to follow the rules. No obligation to vote in Parliament. No obligation to meet his constituents. No obligation to tell the truth. No obligation to Britain.

[John @Ramma_____]

Bet he’s class at putting fags out before they burn the carpet