Thomas Bennett

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@Mike_Hookem @SuzanneEvans1 @MailOnline Gabriel Scally is a real New Labour name

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@migrationwatch anything which dilutes the proportion of Mancunians in the UK has to be a good thing

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@jwatkinsonxxx @TonyGosling or how about getting those who watch it to pay for it through, say, a subscription fee

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@InjusticeFacts shudder to think what your definition of 'extremely exploitative' is. My guess is anything not a Maoist collective

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@asda can you ask Walmart for some of their Brown envelopes of Mexican Pesos for me please?

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@CharlieElphicke meanwhile Martin Callanan checks his smartphone

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@stevencuypers @danielreadman @gillianfitz @Amazing_Maps 'big yellow blob' - racist!

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@DaftLimmy never had you down as a Eurosceptic

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@jackhenrywells @DaftLimmy @chrisdeerin yes, go for it DPR Salmondonia. Double neeps all round.

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@OSIRUS4U @georgegalloway naw thanks

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@RTaylor_MEP @mattjmclaren @BBCNews #EUphiles can't take a joke. Btw, who mentioned 'conspiracy'?

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@mattjmclaren @RTaylor_MEP @BBCNews the beeb in anti-EU bias shocker

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@Rifty01 @OHwinsAgain surely you mean 'and' not 'or' Mr Pedant?

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@RTaylor_MEP @Action_2014 go on then, how do state monopolies encourage competition?

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@Action_2014 @RTaylor_MEP why boo someone for stating the blindingly obvious?

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@willipmrpip @Skip_Licker all that glass would class as an offensive weapon in the UK

[Ed Balls @edballs]

For the record, the only person who tweets on this account is me (as in me) which may explain why sometimes it seems to go wrong...

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@gpmalpas @Ifuckdogs_67 @AhmedTheCat @TonyW more likely to be someone or something from Mauritania

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@InjusticeFacts what? 3.5m? You're going to have to cite your source for this one!

[Thomas Bennett @thomasbennette]

@Official_CPFC I would but you haven't made it available on mobile devices.