Thomas Sayers

chelsea fan in recovery. relapse every saturday. 🇳🇿🇲🇴

[Dray🍄 @CFCDray]

they’re going to give him an oil company to own after the tournament

[Lauren @laurennUTD]

There’s something so inherently wrong with a society that can’t go 45 minutes without an ad.

[Tanay Jaipuria @tanayj]

A Spanish La Liga club (likely Osasuna) facing potential relegation placed a bet against itself on Kalshi, hedging the financial hit of dropping down a tier.

They survived on the final day. Susquehanna was on the other side of that bet and pocketed over $1M.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

WATCH: Kim Jong-un welcomed Naegohyang Women’s FC after the team became the first from North Korea to win the AFC Women’s Champions League.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

"How many times have you watched the Gabriel miss vs PSG?"

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

What a time to be alive

[Anthems for a Twenty Five Year‐Old Boy @DFakExGoalanke]

Atletico Madrid's CEO checking up on what his €12/hr social media intern has been up to today

[Robert Colvile @rcolvile]

This from Lammy is an absolute all-timer in the genre of 'politician who is genuinely a football fan sounding like he's only been briefed about the game's existence five minutes ago' (via @FootballCliches)

[Thomas Sayers @thomasbsayers]

@rosie_wrighting can't unsee this now... Wes Streeting is literally just a young @piersmorgan and I'm so sorry for putting that in your head

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

Singapore’s Foreign Minister, Dr Balakrishnan casually explaining how he built his own AI agent (a 2nd brain for diplomacy) using Claude & WhatsApp integration etc. on a Raspberry Pi

“You cannot govern a technology you have only been briefed on.” 🇸🇬

[∿ @somewheresy]

DEI stands for Datacenter, Electricity and Infrastructure now

[Mads @europemaxxed]

you're never opening this again but you're not deleting it either

[Thomas Sayers @thomasbsayers]

@corncobanalysis Reminds me of this scene from The Campaign 😆

[Spectra @spectraimsim]

so funny to me that there's a full time social media manager out there whose job is making videos that can only be described as "Richard Nixon Hype Moments and Aura"

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

It’s like the reverse of the Trump cabinet meetings

[h @harry_jrh]

me looking back on my 1st year of uni friendships

[Thomas Sayers @thomasbsayers]

@tedcobras @JMRaasch Has to be Daily Mail ragebait, engagement farming

[Charlie @barbourtwat]

Classic case of “You’ll never be friends with the people you hang out with at the first week of uni”

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

LPs “Hey make sure you don’t overpay for any deals.”

Clearlake:

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

She deleted it but just an insane thing to tweet