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- saying the right thing in the room
- following up and chasing the deal down until it closes
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@Lord_Arse The box included a gold coloured ankh, a cloth map, a fold out reference, a book about the lore of Britannia, a spell book. The level of immersion and world building for a game with green monochrome graphics was incredible.
@Lord_Arse Ultima IV: Quest of the Avatar. Hands down the first time. Might and Magic: Secrets of the Inner Sanctum is close, but I played them very close to each other.
@TheGlobalMinima If I want to be aggressive, I can change my CI/CD pipeline to build on every push/pull. I know that if I'm committing on my Macbook, a PC or a VM somewhere, the environments are consistent.
@CORSAIR Because dust, noise, cats and children exist (in my life), I would add a gorgeous Corsair case biased on sound insulation and positive air-pressure. That platform only looks good for insta and twitter posts.
We solved LLM Non-Determinism pre-generation, training-free, so now you don't have to pay @thinkymachines billions to replace every GPU kernel for "deterministic" ML inference.
The problem: LLMs at temperature=0 aren't deterministic. When heavy machinery, medical devices, or financial systems depend on reproducible outputs, "usually consistent" isn't good enough.
Thinkylabs solution: Rewrite CUDA from scratch (lol). Wait for vendors to adopt. Hope it doesn't break with the next PyTorch update. Oh, and it still doesn't handle prompt reordering.
Our solution: Accept hardware noise exists. Detect where it matters. Stabilize only those points. Zero overhead when tokens are already robust.
Key innovations:
- Provably deterministic when μ ≥ 2r under bounded noise
- Statistical certificates (95%+ confidence) elsewhere
- Selective intervention: Only pay costs at true inflection points
- Observable uncertainty: Full audit trail with p_flip per token
Works today: Compatible with OpenAI, Anthropic, any provider with logprobs (but built with OpenAI for now)
Result: Deterministic guarantees where possible, statistical confidence everywhere else, with 1.0-1.2× overhead (vs 10-30× for naive approaches).
We didn't need to rebuild CUDA. We didn't need millions in funding. We needed mathematical rigor to identify exactly where determinism is achievable and statistical methods where it isn't.
Code is open source. While they're still writing whitepapers about replacing GPU kernels, you can pip install our solution and use it in production today.
Sometimes the best engineering isn't replacing everything - it's proving what's already stable and fixing only what isn't.
code: https://t.co/7pdpPfPUk4
readme: https://t.co/OUt1PaHSsr
hashtag#MachineLearning hashtag#LLM hashtag#Engineering hashtag#Reproducibility hashtag#OpenSource hashtag#SafetyCritical
@Scobleizer Open-source SLM’s interacting with open-source agent scaffolding. I'm currently down the rabbit hole with n8n. Own your AI technology stack.
@Scobleizer@GroqInc I wouldn't be committing to a single model. I'd pick the right model for the job deploy it in my own cloud or datacenter and use tools like @AtScale to build a unified semantic layer. Anybody hosting a model is building it so that their services are profitable. Own your AI.
@n8n_io I’m interested. Loving n8n, currently playing with a workflow that will replace everything I have in Dripify and that’s based on a few days effort on my local ollama. Let me know when you expand to US hires.
@JeffSharlet Stay at the Hilton Canopy in uptown. There’s a dog park across the street with a canteen/bar. Heading west you have access to the Katy Trial which is one of the best walking paths in the country. I wish I could be there but we moved away from Texas.
@Mnpctech oh my I have a Dynavector 10x5 and it is so sweet. What is your pre-amp. I've been using a Graham Slee Reflex Era Gold, easily one of my favorite combinations ever.
@steffanwatkins i think there's a few chunks of twitter dead at this point. Half my lists won't display. Search is out. "following" is "working" half the time leaving us with "recommended for you." sad.