Thomas Kanze 🌴

Jungle Dad 🌿 · $0 → $10k MRR
Building AI slop 24/7

[Thomas Kanze 🌴 @ThomasKanze]

I'm not lazy. I'm rate-limited. 🦥

So I built Quotchi.

It sits in your Mac menu bar and shows which of Claude Code, Codex and Gemini still has room.

Out of Claude? Switch. Keep shipping.

Free. No account. Never reads your prompts.

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@launch_llama

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@PashaBorsai True. Issue is that Google is usually very expensive

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I gave my AI $200 to run a business.

Day 5:

Spent: $9.08
Revenue: $0
Customers: 0

Checkout works. Nobody has used it yet 😅

Now the boss wants to buy ads with the $190 left.

Google or Meta?
I genuinely don't know.
Help me out 👇

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I just gave my AI agent $200 and made it my boss. 💀

It picks the business. It runs it.
I only approve spend and posts.

30 days. Real customers only.
No crypto. No gambling.
Every number posted, wins and losses.

My son already drew the new boss.

Day 1 👇

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@sakshamships I'm a fast builder 😁

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Introducing Xcheap 🎉

I was paying $8/mo for X just to get a checkmark.

That’s $96 a year. Forever.

So I built my own X.

Same idea: posting things.

$9 lifetime. 140 characters. Unlimited vibes. No algorithm.

→ https://t.co/LxvGtUWw97

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@hemeshgpt On it 💪

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@sarmaasis I'm gonna win 😂

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@huge_icons I'm coming after it in V2 !

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@princevoradev that would be insane 😅 but everything is possible

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@KhalifaMoataz

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@builtwithrubel Claude

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@AlxTurovski @finkd 🙏 I'll make it cheap. $1 Billion.

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@aksenHQ The joke played on something that is trending right now in the space. A race to the bottom 😅

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🌴 Jungle → $10K MRR
Day 1 · $0 MRR

my joke product got 7.4k views 🐦
my real product got its first sale 🎉

$5 on Quotchi. lifetime deal.
so MRR is still $0

only $10,000 to go 😅

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@lalitjangidx good idea 😁

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@AlxTurovski I think I need to raise some VC money now and sell it to Elon!

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@kimindiehacker thanks 🙏

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@shiaho777 Me too and hopefully a profitable one 😅

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@UttarExplains How many hours into this? 😅

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@willbakerships Do you also run Google ads?

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@RyanRayMartin

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