Thomas Moffat

[Thomas Moffat @thomasmoffat]

Piss dawg

[Thomas Moffat @thomasmoffat]

Sorry, was just talkin to the president

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

“What song are you listening to?”

Oh um, Hugh Freeze’s “You owe them something” Money for Nothing college football montage

[Thomas Moffat @thomasmoffat]

Shrink

[Thomas Moffat @thomasmoffat]

@johnyshaw22 @dcow44_ SHAWZY

[Thomas Moffat @thomasmoffat]

@BuffaloBills @JoshAllenQB Please don’t wear these. Ever. Under any circumstance

[Jeremy White 🚂 @JeremyWGR]

🥹

[Thomas Moffat @thomasmoffat]

@KeirYonge Sometimes my driver

[Thomas Moffat @thomasmoffat]

@HomeBy3Official should we go out?

[Thomas Moffat @thomasmoffat]

@KeirYonge What week do you think he meets this kid for the first time? Week 11?

[Thomas Moffat @thomasmoffat]

Back of the bird

[Raq @raqisright]

Taylor Swift's wedding:
- 1,300 guests
- Gets married in a stadium that smells like armpit
- Walks down the aisle to her own song
- Fourth of July weekend (bc your holiday should really be about her)
- Walls, barriers, metal detectors, and hundreds of police officers
- Aerial surveillance despite allegedly not believing in borders
- Seating chart organized by net worth and streaming numbers
- Documentary crew on standby
- Custom wedding hashtag

Person with actual taste wedding:
- 150 guests
- 14th century villa in Italy
- Curated guest list
- 6 hour dinner
- Cigarettes and espresso at 2am
- Nobody finds out they got married until 6 months later

[Thomas Moffat @thomasmoffat]

@airtransat finally got my bag delivered after 3 days without. And they’ve broken it. Unbelievable stuff

[Thomas Moffat @thomasmoffat]

@KeirYonge Personally loving the Scots in Boston

[Thomas Moffat @thomasmoffat]

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

61,667 Men make a choice each month. June is Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month. Life is better with you here. Bro to bro, Love you 💙.

[Peter Millar @petermillar]

Before the second major of the year, let's do a quick giveaway. RT and follow for your chance to win!

✍️ @JustinRose99
✍️ Cameron Young
✍️ @Samburns66
✍️ Ryan Gerard

Winner will be selected at 12 pm ET on Thursday, May 14.

[Thomas Moffat @thomasmoffat]

I’ve got the best friends in the world

[Josh Allen Lover @joshalllenlover]

Just spoke to Justin Jefferson

He told me he’s coming to Buffalo

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Stefon Diggs enjoying his final moment of freedom before being taken to jail