Thomas Morgan

MI strategist/flack/writer • Ingham County Commissioner (D-Central Lansing) • retired punk rock impresario • tweets ≠ represent views of associated orgs

[Thomas Morgan @thomasmorgan]

@CalltoActivism Maybe he got up early this morning. Nothing wrong with an evening disco nap.

I will fault this man for being a corrupt criminal cult leader who paints his face and hasn’t seen his own dick in 30 years.

But I will never fault another man for grabbing a nap.

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@BradPaquetteMI That’s…not what that means. Think “B” for “Bowie.”

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@JeffMossDSR I’d rather we ditch Stevie Y before he’s allowed to draft with whatever picks we’d get for Dylan.

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@ChadLivengood @sarahmatwood @detroitnews It seems very…parochial. Who’s the audience for this exactly?

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Someone please check on Tracy Morgan. #nbafinals

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@DNBethLeBlanc The whole web of state and local economic development agencies and grants is just gross. Those who benefit most from taxpayer subsidies also largely control who receives them, vis-a-vis the boards of these quasi-governmental agencies.

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@ScrapDaddyAP @ScrapDaddyAP Can you share some love by sharing what size your glasses are? (Yes, crazy random, but our heads appear to be similarly shaped and they seem the perfect width.)

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Here lies Jalen Duren…

#RIP #pistons #nbaplayoffs

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@2424Buf @PackofPirates8 @cspan

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@EatsGoats @3YearLetterman @ViagraConnectUK @SenSchumer There's still time to delete this.

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@JustinC80518424 @TudorDixon They delivered Michigan for Trump, but if you wanna cut off your nose to spite your face…

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Today I learned this goofball is still trying to grab hold of the grift. Talk about a blast from the past!

[Tudor Dixon @TudorDixon]

This man wants U.S. taxpayers to pay him to represent them, and he openly threatens federal law enforcement.

A 25-year-old woman was killed by an illegal alien in Michigan in 2024. Her life doesn’t matter to Abdul or his fellow Democrats.

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@skippy5979 @BillSimmons That’s gonna be worth a lot of money one day! ;-)

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@misfitpatriot_ @WWE By "your lawyer," do you mean the one who defended you for beating up on an elderly, disabled person?

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@NFLMemes Why is this video 12 hours long?

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@OneBadDude_ No one cares about Bill Clinton except the strawman in your head.

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@BKD_Nebr_MAGA @NickAdamsinUSA Awww, you get surprise in stocking this Christmas, comrade. No labor in Magadan Oblast for you this winter.

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@GrupRachel @3YearLetterman @NobelPrize @TheNobleQuran @khamenei_ir @gayclubtv @katieporteroc @angermanageuk @HawleyMO @ACPMain @Whitesnake Go open some doorknobs why don’t you?

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@oahusteeler43 @Jacob79853003 @RealAlexJones

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@KimKatieUSA @RealAlexJones “aNyThInG tHaT gOeS aGaInsT My NaRRaTiVe Is pHoTosHoPpeD!!!1”