Thomas Parker

An old man stuck in an overgrown child's body

[Thomas Parker @thomasparker01]

@victorialine thanks for the quick reply!

[Thomas Parker @thomasparker01]

@victorialine so is Brixton to kings cross running again?

[Vincent Stops @VincentStops]

@BrentToderian @EuCyclistsFed ...if you ignore pedestrians and count a bus carrying 90 pax as one vehicle! #dodgystats

[Thomas Parker @thomasparker01]

@greateranglia thanks for your reply. I know it's not your fault but it's seriously irritating

[Thomas Parker @thomasparker01]

@greateranglia do I get compensated for this? It's absolutely ridiculous. LU would have services going again in half an hour

[Thomas Parker @thomasparker01]

@greateranglia any more concrete idea of when I'll be able to leave Chelmsford? Heading to liv. St.

[Thomas Parker @thomasparker01]

@greateranglia you are by far the worst TOC in the country. Your service is atrocious. Everyone hates you. Give up. Now.

[Thomas Parker @thomasparker01]

@xvivahatex @edgarwright THIS.

[Thomas Parker @thomasparker01]

@edgarwright give mikael Cronin a go. I think you'll like it.

[Thomas Parker @thomasparker01]

@Rhi_DoyleMaw @brewdog @BrewDogFirenze WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO US

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

Retweet if you know someone called Lee.

[Thomas Parker @thomasparker01]

@Rhi_DoyleMaw @BottleDogKingsX WE MUST GO

[Thomas Parker @thomasparker01]

@Rhi_DoyleMaw @BottleDogKingsX sweet baby Jesus

[The Guardian @guardian]

From 2008... Behind the scenes at Jeremy Kyle: when reality bites, it leaves deep scars http://t.co/xHMoar6C3C

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

This #Trews from yesterday is still #trew today - http://t.co/dMxN9t92Sm

[Sweet Apple @sweetapplesongs]

We have some sweet apple news, but we'll save that for later. Now we pay tribute to baseball season... Chief Wahoo!

[Thomas Parker @thomasparker01]

“@johncpnewton: My first spot of a #LDNyellowbike @TfLOfficial” up the peloton

[Thomas Parker @thomasparker01]

@ajptweeting #madferit #somemightsay #liveforever #FIFA14Weekend

[Thomas Parker @thomasparker01]

@ajptweeting good to see you on here bud :) :) #WATERBOYZ

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

Today, in a journalism first, @guardian seem to be questioning the veracity of their own story