Thomas Ptak

Follower of Jesus, @Lions and @Arsenal
Lover of people. I enjoy red wine and fine cigars.
#COYG

[Ron Roberts @RonRobertsGoCVS]

A Foreboding Limerick

Roads could be icey
Making travel dicey
Cars slipping
People tripping
While at home be nicey!

CVS is closed on Tuesday, January 23, 2024.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Lions getting a second home playoff game because Cowboys got bounced is a great ball don't lie moment from the Ref fuck up.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Incredible. Usually people lose their ability to swim by 50 years old

[Thomas Ptak @thomasptak]

@NWSDetroit Is your radio currently broadcasting? I had a Midland weather radio and when I press the broadcast button, I’m only getting 2 beeps. When I read the manual that states several reasons I’ve ruled out, the only one I haven’t is if you’re broadcasting.

[Ryan Cohen @ryancohen]

Life is for working, loving, and laughing

[Pride of Detroit @PrideOfDetroit]

The Lions’ last win was December 6, 2020. 364 days ago.

YOU
CAN
NOT
HOLD
THIS
TEAM
DOWN
FOR
A
FULL
YEAR

[Thomas Ptak @thomasptak]

tomptak

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

💰SLEEPER SQUARES💰:

We’re doing Sleeper Squares for Saturday's Georgia vs. Clemson game 🏈

PRIZES: $300 per quarter 🤑
HOW TO ENTER: quote tweet this tweet with your Sleeper username. We’ll pick players at random before kickoff 🎟️

Good luck, fam 🤞

[Thomas Ptak @thomasptak]

@EO_jpeg 🙋🏻‍♂️

[Thomas Ptak @thomasptak]

@joshkunD @SleeperHQ I believe this is already a setting, allowing a maximum number of positions on a roster.

[Thomas Ptak @thomasptak]

@SleeperHQ It would be useful to see what round a player was drafted in somewhere in their profile.

[Thomas Ptak @thomasptak]

@Calvin_SGF @SleeperHQ Why don’t you get it to commissioner must approve? Our league has bylaws which stipulate what a commissioner can and can’t do, basically all trades are allowed within a time frame and can be brought to the league if collusion is suspected or it’s a one sided trade.

[Thomas Ptak @thomasptak]

@Avis Sent. I expect a response tomorrow.

[Thomas Ptak @thomasptak]

.@Avis thanks for sending my wife in kids away in a vehicle with no car seats, when we reserved them, to which the manager responded “I don’t care, it’s not my problem” and “go to Walmart to buy them” was his last response. What a great business practice.

[Thomas Ptak @thomasptak]

I really need some new #GVSU gear @GVSU

[Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche]

Former Louisville Metro Police Department Detective Brett Hankison has been charged with three counts of first-degree wanton endangerment by the grand jury in the fatal shooting of Breonna Taylor.

No other officer has been charged at this time.

[Thomas Ptak @thomasptak]

@realDonaldTrump You’re stupid.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The President of the United States is an idiot.

[Thomas Ptak @thomasptak]

@KaceyMusgraves your biggest fans name is Nora, she’s 2.5 years old and loves singing, especially to your songs.

[Thomas Ptak @thomasptak]

.@Xfinity yet “today” was supposed to be last week, then yesterday, then actually today. I just waited 2 hours on hold to be told that someone is “coming today”. How about you reach out to me now?

[Thomas Ptak @thomasptak]

.@Xfinity how is at acceptable to leave a customer with ruined grass for a week? You’ve been promising a resolution for days and still no one has came to fix it. I’ve talked to 6 reps and one supervisor and they each promise someone is coming “today”