Thomas

God Fearing man who loves 3 things: sports, the south and beautiful girls. Known to party, known to get dirty. But I am trying to be better…

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

Please don’t touch my RAF

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@BRADDAHH00D @on3 @clowfb @SEC @AlabamaFTBL He seems to be hoomeamea, no?

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@wardamnbilll I think I’d roll Toomers and enjoy a drink at Sky!

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

Based on proprietary predictive modeling and player analytics, I project the 2025 #IronBowl to conclude with a final score of Auburn 602-Alabama 3

Expect Auburn to position itself as an at-large CFP candidate and Deuce to emerge as a clear frontrunner for this year’s Heisman

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@not_RushPropst The data does not lie

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@AuburnFootball @AuburnTigers @WarEaglePlus @AUSportsNetwork @Golden_Flake I really like this Deuce Knight fellow!

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@howardander24 Please… just eat a little more. For me?

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

Im going to make a TRILLION dollars by December 1st so I can personally lead the Auburn coaching search #wareagle

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@AuburnMBB @carrier Let’s do this every game 🤙

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@Michael_CIayton Man, I REALLY like this. 🤙

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@kevinhoggohnson @ChickfilA Please calm down 🙏

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@jizz_sniper @Michael_CIayton @BRADDAHH00D @HawaiiFootball @LarryBeilABC7 @StephenTsai @malafunkshun808 @RAVelation777 @younghdmi @Nolan79697782 @TNTCollegeFoot1 @CoachTimmyChang He must do what is right for him 🙇‍♂️

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@beautusion Ah yes, this is a true story that happened to me. However no one was killed.

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@NateDaGr8____ @NotBigFreeze Guess he finally shuddup.

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@NotBigFreeze I like how you didn’t deny being Hugh Freeze’s personal fuck toy.

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@NotBigFreeze @not_RushPropst Yes dipshit, shame on you for supporting a sexual predator

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@NotBigFreeze @not_RushPropst You named yourself after a sexual predator “The Biggest Freeze”

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@NotBigFreeze @not_RushPropst You might literally be the dumbest person I have ever seen. Please go fuck off with freeze.

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@Anyanezdeep 😡🔪😱 😎🎮

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

My roommate got stabbed in front of me by a homeless man who my other roommate invited to live with us while I was playing Fortnite™️ in the living room #TBT

[Thomas @thomasvanwinder]

@CoachMikeElder Learn.