Thomas Walker

I'm Thomas. I'm about 17 feet tall. I played Troy Bolton. I went to UGA. He/Him/His.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

weird how the money that's never there for basic necessities is always there for punishment

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

“I get the nazis were le bad guys”

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Draft more Samoans

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

The details of the new Writers Guild contract are out. We won:
• Success-based residuals
• Strong limitations on A.I.
• Minimum writers room staffing
• Guaranteed compensation and 13-week minimums for Comedy/Variety writers in streaming
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https://t.co/rI1pKWFh4u

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Jeffrey Dahmer's people eaten to people met rate was also extremely low.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

AI is not making art. AI Is stealing art.

[Writers Guild of America West @WGAWest]

The WGA reached a tentative agreement with the AMPTP. Today, our Negotiating Committee, WGAW Board, and WGAE Council all voted unanimously to recommend the agreement. The strike ends at 12:01 am. Check out our deal at https://t.co/c0ULMXhPL7. #WGAStrong

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

The 2023 Atlanta Braves are a finalist for the first ever Team Silver Slugger Award!

Vote now: https://t.co/nF1qIdXSNQ

[Cory @fakecorykinnan]

Every year Gardner Minshew comes into a game, completes 80% of his passes with an aDot of .5 yards and tricks white people into thinking he’s good

[Todd in the Shadows @ShadowTodd]

Peolpe are saying that Drew Barrymore could have just held out another week, but the WGA proving they could make an example of her probably sped things up quite a bit

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Generally, strict parents think their kids are better behaved, but in reality they don’t know their children, or what their children are doing; they only have a relationship with whatever mask their child has learned they must wear around the strictures their parents impose.

[❄️ Pot ❄️ @ItsJustPotBeats]

Boy was in the stands like “pick a play and I’ll run it rn on god”

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

2011, Uber driver told me he heard a passenger on phone who knew for sure Disney was “up to something”. The driver put bread into Disney stock and encouraged me to do the same… I took a nap instead.. The next yr Disney bought Star Wars. Stock price tripled since then. 😂😂

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Mythbusters was sick bc those guys hated eachothers fuckin guts but they had no other marketable skill and weren’t great on camera and decided that if either of them wanted to retire they were gonna grit their teeth old-married-couple style and ride that bitch into the grave