Tom

| Storms Chase Me | Stoolie | Dad x2

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@OhioTate $10 plug kit at home depot or auto parts store and a pair of pliers and you will fix that in 5 minutes. Once you do one, you'll realize how easy it is. Hardest part is pulling the nail or screw out - which that one looks real easy to rip out.

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@LoroAsh @yonann You'd choose to sell your 2 kids for money?! ☠️

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@MintzGolf That's Blake of the Year energy

@BarstoolBigCat

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@CaptainCons Both me and my wife are 5-6 hours from our families so this a very common distance for us, even with real little ones. Normal time, couple stops for feeding but don't need much, hopefully they nap for an hour or two. Night-time seems to break normal schedules/parents are tired.

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@OhioTate I’d rather have Wemby than some of those big men

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@JosephDworak @Gregnormanjr Same with my 7 year old. He's at the first stage 25 yards, shot around 40-45 most days, but hit a hole-in-one his last round. Love the idea and makes me want to do it myself and see what yardage I can break par at.

[Tom @thomaswelch]

My last kid is about to go to kindergarten. 14 weeks left to pay for daycare. Paid roughly $120k so far, $3k to go. But I’m not counting down the money the most. I’m savoring every smile at pickup, wishing every summer weekend to go as slow as possible.

[TJ Bongiorno @TJ_Bongiorno]

My son is 2.5 yrs old almost to the day and if I’m being honest I would freeze time forever right now if I could

This age has to be the peak experience for a parent

Everything is exciting

Everything is funny

Unlimited energy & curiosity

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@TheFoxMatriarch HOA president here for small town neighborhood. Similar situation where most neighbors don't want one but we have 14 acres of common area, so we have an HOA (but with no rules) just to pay a neighbor to mow it. Suggest you volunteer and then can work to dissolve it from within.

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@OhioTate @danabeers @danabeers gotta take advantage of the app. Missing out on extra tacos and desserts for free if you use the right combo.

[The Yak @BarstoolYak]

You just had to be there

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@JakeMarsh18 Amen. Did that 20 years ago while in high school, one of the only days of school I ever skipped. Walked step for step with Tiger for the first 9 holes of his early morning round, watching him fire a 7 under. Barely anyone there until mid-day. Great advice.

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark Spider, Blutman, and Reed are my top 3.

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@Tonysmarkettips @barstoolsports You know that's a 62 year old Massachusetts blogger's own opinion on a webiste and not an article that was run through an editorial room and cohesively decided on by a group, right?

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@GfedGoCrazy The real problem is in the Minors! It would cost me $26 per ticket (cheapest) to go see my local Norfolk Tides, AAA for the Orioles. Same night I could've seen the Orioles play the Red Sox at Camden Yards for $28/ticket! I love minor league games, but not at major league prices!

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“Being married to your true partner and having a good marriage is a superpower in life. Where it’s like you feel like every problem can be beaten because there’s two of you… If I have a problem she has a problem, if she has a problem I have a problem and we tackle it together. Knowing someone who always has your back is a superpower” -@BarstoolBigCat

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@DannyJConrad @W_B_Rick @BarstoolYak Her asking “you’re not on the show?” 10x - She knows Reed belongs on the show, not behind the scenes. Chiller for sure.

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@Tonysmarkettips Barstool covered it extensively and have been making fun of it more than any other outlet. You live under a rock not watching PMT or the Yak?

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@UncleChaps Flew the family down to Florida last weekend and at both airports literally walked straight up to TSA with not one single person ahead of us. So much is overblown on social media, I'd only take the actual airport tweeting a warning like ATL did to take it serious.

[Tom @thomaswelch]

@nikitabier @WallStreetApes I respectfully hope the person who made this decision is tied to the next space x launch and sent straight into the sun.