A Long Mollusk (PARODY)

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[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@patric_reynolds @MuellerSheWrote The care he has needed for decades is a guillotine

[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@byjayroot It’s entirely possible this baby is even named Jesus, but some people just don’t get it.

[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@jamesstout IN A VAN! DOWN BY THE RIVER!

[TN Brando 🇺🇸🦅 @Tn_Brando]

Reaction to Jason Aldean’s “Try That In a Small Town” #JasonAldean

[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@CRIXUSwasHERE

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#JasonAldean #tryTHATinAsmallTOWN

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@FashFreeNW That’s going to be hard to explain to child services

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@chicago_italian That’s disgusting. Perfect.

[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@moultonk @Snowden Historically, Snowden’s security practices have turned out to be things we all should do.

[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@BHPanimalwatch Yeah this is silly. If Russia loses in Ukraine, it becomes more dependent on China. If Russia wins, Xi backed the winning horse. And either way, trade continues profitably during the war. How is Xi’s policy a gamble at all? The only question is which desirable outcome he gets.

[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@JoshuaPHilll @The_Acumen “Which waiter handed out the poisoned wine?” “How should I know?”

[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@EuromaidanPress On further reading, the missing context was Prigozhin going waaay off script.

[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@EuromaidanPress I don’t understand what is happening. What does “stop the columns” mean? What would you expect this general to say instead? I’m not getting the context here.

[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@MeCampbell30 @latimes I’m 100% in the “merciless mockery” camp. They deserve what they got and the world is a better place now.

[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@GavinNewsom How about we focus on getting government functional before we take away more rights and lean more heavily on unaccountable government agents.

[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@Hiddenwallet @GavinNewsom Obamacare was designed to leave 20,000,000 of us without healthcare, it over performed and the number is about 30M, plus another 20M only nominally insured. Obamacare literally kills more people than guns in this country.

[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@TheKaitster The bacteria eating the corpse would use at least as much oxygen, plus the smell, so probably not a good solution.

[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@MotherJones Democrats consider Obamacare their “signature achievement.”

[A Long Mollusk (PARODY) @thomaswestgard]

@MotherJones Obamacare was designed to leave 20,000,000 of us without healthcare, and it overperformed. During the pandemic, the number peaked around 40,000,000 totally uninsured. It’s steady around 30,000,000, with an equal number who are only nominally insured.