Thom Bruce

"Sure dude. You're perfect." | “Perfect and beyond judgement” | "Debating Superhero. Slayer of Lies. Bringer of Light." |

[Thom Bruce @thombruce]

Check my website for links. It’s kinda like a Linktree, but it’s legal on Twitter (like comedy): https://t.co/Ut6mWRrblJ

[Thom Bruce @thombruce]

The only thing keeping me on Twitter is its branding. If that were to change...

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The bot situation has reached the point where the most common task I’m performing after opening Twitter is to block a bot… There’s like a dozen new ones every day.

Not a great user experience.

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Honestly, Oppenheimer… same.

[ben doyle @thewheatgerm]

oppenheimer was good but not as good as his wikipedia page

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@ExistentialEnso A legal substance? In his own home? The scandal!

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@C_S_Skeptic @adamconover Ah the “we should collab and by the way your colleagues suck” gambit.

A bold strategy. I wonder if it’ll pay off…

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@PoshAndProud1 @SirAlfredWaz @KatyMontgomerie What valid point? That back in his day kids experimented? They still do. Changing the subject isn’t a “valid” point, and suggesting it no longer happens because kids are assumed to be trans instead is false, and conflating being trans with “sexualising” is obviously transphobic.

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@OhhhNoItsJames1 @KatyMontgomerie If it’s any comfort, it’ll haunt the nightmares of most who fly the Confederate flag too.

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Just a perpetual notification notifying me of… nothing; there are no new notifications.

Like, does Musk want people to uninstall Twitter? ‘Cause this is how you get people to uninstall Twitter. I don’t like uncleared notifications on my home screen.

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Alright, I’ve watched Space Jam: A New Legacy and… what the fuck were you all talking about? You thought Lola Bunny wasn’t sexy in this movie? What’s wrong with you?

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@theobtainedmage Sorry Mike, but I’ll have to disagree with you and Tate on this one. Tate is a loser and women have no respect for him regardless of his love of cartoons, not because of it.

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@NoTownJeffe @T0tallyn0tPr1me @theserfstv Bye Felicia. 🙂

[Thom Bruce @thombruce]

@NoTownJeffe @T0tallyn0tPr1me @theserfstv If that’s genuinely all there is to it then… carry on, I guess. 🙃

Who am I to tell you you should attempt anything of any challenge?

You do you, however basic. Night dude.

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@NoTownJeffe @T0tallyn0tPr1me @theserfstv Kid, I’m 34. You’re gonna have a difficult time trying to phase me with childish insults. I was just curious what enjoyment could possibly be in it for you—it’s incredibly trivial; post something inflammatory, get a response… big wow, you won the world’s easiest contest.

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@Aileyn Plenty of languages with more than two genders too, so it’s a fundamentally incorrect argument as well as an invalid one.

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@normal_brandon1 @Matt_Dillahunty Oh, okay, yeah that’s not a slur then.

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@normal_brandon1 @Matt_Dillahunty I wouldn’t describe either as a slur, though both are used to veil slurs. I just sort of think of that as an act of cowardice… 🤷‍♂️

Always to me says more about those speakers than who or whatever they’re addressing.

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@normal_brandon1 @Matt_Dillahunty Even the version of “woke” co-opted and misused by right-wingers is not a slur. Funnily enough, they did the same with “Brandon”—not in that random UD definition I showed, but as a veiled and targeted “fuck you” to people; initially Joe Biden, then more broadly.