Thom Flaxman

[Thom Flaxman @thomflaxman]

@AlistairCarns If that's good news we're fucked. He was a crap lame dog PM

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This will be an interesting recovery operation. Tebay Services Southbound.

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@ian_blewett @ModernNavy @spectator Labour should sack Starmer.

Al Carns for PM?

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@kamackeris @CarlowWeather That's Clovelly in North Devon

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@ric_cole The Crab Cafe on Pall Mall?

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@floppypaxman TFFT!

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@floppypaxman The Sea, The Sea

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@floppypaxman I was going on your price point for a single ingredient. Unless you're gold leafing Linda McCartney's sausages, what did you buy?

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@floppypaxman Surely you mean Cowgirl? No cowboy would be seen wearing those!

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@floppypaxman I'm sure that M&S will still sell you a crisp

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@floppypaxman You are your Mother's daughter

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@floppypaxman @rilkesilvas You won't get far holding it that way!

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@nicholadrummond Should never have outsourced recruitment process to Crapita - they really are sh!te.

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@floppypaxman No worse than seeing me

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@sexandtheswiss Surely Denmark has to be the best of both worlds?

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@sexandtheswiss Who knows, Twitter, aka X, is a mystery to me

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@floppypaxman That's only because I'm not there to do it for you