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[JoeyJoJo @thompspicks]

My parents for the last 20 yrs: When are you going to buy a house?

Me: Hey, I bought a big house. When do you want to come see it?

My parents: That’s a pretty long drive and you know how bad the traffic is around Boston.

[JoeyJoJo @thompspicks]

We’ve reached the Colonel Dedham and the yellow thread phase of America

[Beau Sorensen 🇺🇦 @sorrogrande]

If you saw your parents doing this, you’d be calling the neurologist.

[JoeyJoJo @thompspicks]

@blueprintsmb22 Is military history at Stanford the equivalent of being a Communications major at an engineering school?

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@pants

[signüll @signulll]

ppl don’t realize how hard it is to be genuinely funny/witty irl in real time.

i know a ton of ppl who are killers in the gc’s (esp on x) but totally inert in person.

realtime wit is the ultimate hard mode.

[JoeyJoJo @thompspicks]

Finished A Farewell to Arms last night. Did not enjoy it. First book I haven’t liked in a while. Also, if your wife is pregnant, don’t read it. Maybe just don’t read it, period.

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@JamesTFeral This is an accurate description

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@rzdchxrry Prism Bitch

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@HighyieldHarry Like Gartner, these companies exist to fill the Disney Swan & Dolphin hotels once a quarter.

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@AlexEdelman Gotta keep in mind, it was 90+ all last week, so a good chunk of Boston people were on the Cape and not even in town last weekend.

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@asherperlman Here’s a picture of Sen. Markey living this comic

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@LeylaKuni @buccocapital It's how the biggest douche at the frat describes his dating strategy

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As a follow up, there are a lot of short white guys walking around Boston in Norway shirts with no discernible accents. It’s literally just a bunch of Americans with the last name Olsen cosplaying.

[JoeyJoJo @thompspicks]

The downside of the Scots in Boston last weekend is that it was authentic and caught the city by surprise. Bars ran out of beer!

This weekend, people (and awful influencers) will come into Boston to try to recreate it, and the vibes will be forced and all wrong.

[JoeyJoJo @thompspicks]

The downside of the Scots in Boston last weekend is that it was authentic and caught the city by surprise. Bars ran out of beer!

This weekend, people (and awful influencers) will come into Boston to try to recreate it, and the vibes will be forced and all wrong.

[JoeyJoJo @thompspicks]

@ITARviolation REI house brand is pretty good and cheaper than the big names by a few bucks a pair, and they actually go on sale.

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@LeylaKuni If you’re over by the Bean, check out The Gage for drinks and dinner. Usually a fun professional-ish crowd

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@bobbyfijan I learned from a white coworker from Sitka that everyone who grows up in Alaska checks Native Alaskan on applications. “I was born there, so I’m a native”, she said with a straight face.

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@_SidVerma Same with fancy coffee drinks. It’s hot out, iced coffees only. Some of us are hungover

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@coryfromphilly Zuck also gave $100M to Newark's schools in 2010, which was largely deemed to be a gigantic waste. https://t.co/YBDeNkb5WO

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I stopped watching CBS Saturday after @danajacobson and Michelle left. Caught a few minutes his morning, and they’ve apparently turned it into an infomercial? Like, there was a 10min “segment” that was just an ad for a grill brush, followed by the actual commercial for the brush

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@Ian_Gay_briel Because some of us love the beach but have or had skin cancer, and still want to enjoy the beach