Chris Thompson

Wait do people actually read these

[Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin]

I am sorry my brother if you are using Sora to generate short films then you gotta pack it up. God has given you a million muses—drugs, your fellow man, the inside of your own skull, small moments strewn throughout the day—and you have chosen something lower than dirt smh

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

"damn he sucked but he lived to 100 though" yeah time to be an adult and start believing in hell

[Chris Thompson @thompswag]

Rot in hell hank! No punishment could ever be enough!

[wint @dril]

sorry im wrong. please dont block twitter blue users. please continue letting guys like this fill your time line https://t.co/rWr7RGAKc1

[Alex Tomlinson 🦉 @hootalex]

A USPS logo for every state bird! 🐦✉️

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

Fuck Gerald Ford for making this "unprecedented" by the way

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

@JoshJunker2 @BridgeForwardC 🚨LINK TO LETTERS: https://t.co/QDg55F9qxL

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

@JoshJunker2 and @BridgeForwardC need your help by inundating policy leaders with letters urging them to cap the downtown interchange they want to expand. PLEASE help them get across the line, it will take a few minutes. Don't be on the wrong side of history.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Imagine seeing this before/after of Cincinnati and having leaders choose to widen highways further?

[wint @dril]

"your posts suck ass now " my posts have always sucked Ass . You are just mad at me for some reason

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

When my bf and I tried to explain the post-left nü-catholic thing to his mom, she rolled her eyes and said “derivative” in the most scornful tone I’ve ever heard

[Chris Thompson @thompswag]

@BarryHerbers Yo when did this come out? I remember it being announced but I didn't think it was done yet

[CHAS @Chaswied]

And to think Cincinnati leaders want to sell our rail line to the company responsible for this environmental disaster in Appalachia. Imagine if this happened in the center of our city?! I’m praying for East Palestine.

[wint @dril]

CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

MacBeth is about what happens when you listen to your freakin' wife

[Chris Thompson @thompswag]

Swensons
Galley boy zucchini fries and a vanilla milkshake