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fingerspitzengefühl practitioner and coach

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@KenJennings

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@VerizonSupport You're welcome. If you can fix this before Monday, maybe I won't have to call and cancel my cable service. Otherwise, On Demand is utterly worthless since I never sit through a movie without at least a 20 break.

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@Verizon @verizonfios WTF is wrong with you? Why can't I pause a movie for 20 minutes then resume it?

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@VerizonSupport The pause times out after only 2 minutes; it takes 3 minutes to microwave a bag of popcorn. 🙈

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@VerizonSupport Whenever I pause a movie, it times out. Then when I'm ready to continue, I have no option to resume. It wants me to start over from the beginning, and the fast-forward feature is disabled

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@maddow watched your show tonight, curious if the Berkely study took public compliance into account. Some policies may have had less efficacy because of poor public compliance. Any way to find out?

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@ChuckWendig Legend of the Dragoons, an old PS1 game. Also FF7.

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@Scotchy_Scotch_ @yashar

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@GatewayVnT Why yes. Yes, I have!

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@Scotchy_Scotch_ @Outback @netflix The key, of course, is to test the pink center for warmness with your tongue. Don't just poke your finger at it!

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@Visa are there any caveats to the "everywhere you want to be" policy? I was recently told I couldn't have Point of Sale credit processing in my store because of certain product categories I sell. Is this a real policy?

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@tacobell I've ordered a Grilled Stuft Burrito (steak) every time I've gone to the Bell for the past several years. You took it off the menu!? #whatwereyouthinking

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@neiltyson There are two types of people in the world: those who believe everyone can be divided into arbitrary and broadly categorical types, and those who don't.

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@LouHayesJr @cliffZenmutt Depending on how you define things, I think hypothesis and anticipation are relatively synonymous

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@LouHayesJr Your Orientation is your crystal ball.
And my Orientation is my crystal ball.

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@Scotch_FFS

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@LouHayesJr Without regular clutter, what impetus is there to be agile on a daily basis? 😂

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@NatGeo Drusba si efil

[Moirai Know @MoiraiKnow]

A congressman is suing a Tweeting cow.

We, as a nation, are butter than this. Our democracy is being butchered. The steaks are too high to be steering our country in the direction of udder chaos.

#BeButter #BunchOfBull #ICallBullshit #Nunes

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@Solly74 You can't handle the truth!