Þorkell Guðmundsson

Iceland | Analytics | Consulting

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

Edda Do, Edda Re og Edda Mí voru vatnsheldar, en Edda Fa lak. #vikan

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

Heyrðu @gislimarteinn. Meistari @SvaliB sagði að þú þyrftir að fá nýja brandarabók. Ég er akkúrat með eina handa þér #vikan

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

https://t.co/URMtl0ZIzn

[Stefán Pálsson @Stebbip]

Í dag er þjóðhátíðardagur Bahama. Hugur minn er hjá öllum hnyttnu útvarpsmönnum landsins sem missa nú af dauðafæri.

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

Hávaxni kynnirinn er ansi lík Katherine Heigl #12stig

[Tanja Ísfjörð @tanjaisfjord]

Ég var 19 ára. Hann 54 ára lögreglumaður. Ég hafði vitni. Ég sendi SMS „hjálp” til vinkonu minnar sem ræsti út lögreglu sem tók á móti mér brotinni í taugaáfalli. Það fannst dna.

Hann er ennþá lögreglumaður. Ég flúði land. Ég missti fjölskyldumeðlimi og vini. Umtöluð drusla.

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

Ef það er án samþykkis, þá er það ofbeldi. Dáist að öllum sem stíga fram og skila skömminni.

[Zack Snyder @ZackSnyder]

We live in a society... where you can watch #ZackSnydersJusticeLeague on @HBOMax. https://t.co/8l3CwvynZq #SnyderCut #UsUnited #AFSP #weliveinasociety

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

Sé fyrir mér að Kátur taki Who let the dogs out #heimameðhelga

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

#RestoreTheSnyderVerse

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

#dadjokes What type of printer is in the Pope’s office?
VatiCanon 🖨

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

#dadjokes What is the opposite of Paul Newman?
Gary Oldman 👴

[Jóhannes Haukur @johanneshaukur]

Hey @disneyplus why would you sell subscriptions in a region (Iceland to be specific) without making the subtitles and audio for that region available? Why oh why? Iceland has dubbed Disney features and TV shows for decades. You own it, you have it. Please make it available.

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

@ATVIAssist Matchmaking service problem. I can find a game. Then when the game is looking for 149 more players, it hangs for 5-10 seconds and then starts searching for a new game. Already sent you a DM with my battle tag and more details.

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

#dadjokes What type is Sylvester Stallone's mobile phone?

slyPhone 💪

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

#dadjokes Why was Gandalf sitting empty-handed outside of the room?
The sign on the door said "Staff only" 🧙‍♂️

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

#dadjokes What sort of doors are most popular in South America?

Ecuadoors 🇪🇨

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

#dadjokes What is Aquaman’s favorite chewing gum?

Trident🔱

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

Happy new year. The New year’s Eve comedy special in Iceland had a sketch on the misery of teenagers having to put up with endless dad jokes during the COVID lockdown. This prompted me to post daily dad jokes in Icelandic on Facebook and weekly English dad jokes on Twitter

[Þorkell Guðmundsson @thorkell79]

Gaman að sjá Jóhönnu og Steingrím aftur saman, þó þetta C önnur Jóhanna en um árið. #vikan