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Free junk on our Bandcamp. I don't know 🤷‍♀️

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https://t.co/mdjtWOXwgK it's all free. It's a fire sale. Donald Jr and Junior Donald Jr are taking over my beautiful sexy company.

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Hey this thing is still on, huh? Our 2008 self-titled album is finally available on you favorite streaming platforms. So check that out and if you haven’t heard it then it’s new to you.

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Hey surprise. We’re doing a thing in real life with our friends on June 15th in Saint Louis. https://t.co/jUQVpTqHZz

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Oh, hello. https://t.co/Bl0ak0NOYk

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9 years ago. This was Fister’s first show. https://t.co/BB1uyBewJk

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@mrdavehill If a bar doesn’t smell like piss, I yell “this is bullshit you are all bullshit” and leave.

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@marcellacomedy “I just gave my pet tarantula some E and I’m pretty sure it’s dtf now, bro” -Science

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@queensize89 I worked at the one that’s like 4 blocks from my apartment 25 years ago. We have history. 😆🍔

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@queensize89 My local one dropped the super chicken sandwich and I’m choosing to take it personally.

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@AndyRichter I don’t like the modern baggy uniforms either. They look like slobs.

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@Thesixler I have a racquetball that that hacks skeeball machines.

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@mrdavehill @RealAlexJones I’ve been hearing this. People are saying this.

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@thebrianposehn @TomiLahren Ha this absolutely did not happen.

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@Thesixler I live in Missouri. You can just meet someone from Craigslist or whatever and buy a gun from them in a parking lot somewhere with no paper trail whatsoever.

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@queensize89 Dude I’m 42 and have only really started figuring that shit out within the last 5 years or so. Still a major work in progress. I don’t think it ever ends and most people remain clueless until they die.

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@queensize89 Some of the best feelings in my life were right after I quit jobs. I want to get a job where I just quit jobs.

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@_JUCIFER_ Missouri

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@HorsebackNoise Ha I saw him say that and was like no.

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@missleylaha It’s full of Beanie Babies.

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@missleylaha I always kept dog shampoo in the shower and just showered with my dogs anytime they wanted in. It’s the easiest way to keep them clean.

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@missleylaha He did a version that was “European Queen” too lol.