SpongebobMackie

Everyone just wants privacy for their shameful pissing and shitting

[John Moe @johnmoe]

Kiss of the Spider Woman: Into the Kiss of the Spiderverse

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@Cody_Wimmer Cody

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#NewProfilePic

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Why does my dead grandmother keep friending me on Facebook

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Knockoff branding keeps me alive

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@lesslonelyphoto @bigmouth Thank you

[less lonely photo @lesslonelyphoto]

@bigmouth if we had invited Lola, she would’ve given us LOOKS

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@lesslonelyphoto You’re forgetting someone

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@lesslonelyphoto I think they said lunch will be at 1:30. Just follow the signs!

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I miss Michelle when she is at work

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@lesslonelyphoto I’m sorry I don’t remember who you are

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Lots of “too busy to respond” this afternoon

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The yassification of Evelyn Hugo’s seven husbands

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The Ghoulia erasure in Welcome to Monster High: The Origin Story is disgusting and I am furious

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I would help hide a body for some dry active yeast right now

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@arden_walker If you know Charles B. please give him my number

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I have a crush on a guy I play Scrabble GO with simply based on his picture and Scrabble skill

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Just sitting at the kitchen table waiting to feed my sourdough starter. I now understand Victorian madness