Charles Thornton

Freelance video editor. Lover of Cleveland sports. Aspiring Jeopardy champion.

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@bbq_meat This is a terms of service violation. Take it down.

[Saikat Chakrabarti @saikatc]

Railroad workers are too important for our economy to let them strike, but not important enough to have the basic human dignity of sick days.

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@billbarnwell Michael Dean Perry

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@netw3rk

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@david_j_roth I tried to repeat it the way he says it and couldn’t do it

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@riesween I heard that somewhere

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@bbq_meat Are these skunk quotes?

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@timmarchman Worth it for the Ron Gant card alone

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@JPosnanski @KenTremendous What's the appropriate number of belt loops on a pair of pants?

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@k8sween @riesween Don’t encourage her

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@netw3rk Needs to come in a combo pack with Bron’s “U bum” tweet

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@bbq_meat It should be!

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@bbq_meat Yub nub yub nub

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@bbq_meat Is she a fembot or is she a recording of a fembot?

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@bbq_meat Because https://t.co/mZjp7kjQGw? But also 🤷‍♂️

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@k8sween If that was true I never would’ve gotten it.

[Astead @AsteadWH]

so was this the protecting part or the serving part

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@david_j_roth In ‘09 I was waiting to go into a shitty Hoboken bar and the bouncers were throwing a guy out. He was half a block away but turned around and came back waving a pint glass and yelling, OH YEAH, WELL I STOLE ONE OF YOUR CUPS! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?!”

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@lppny Juventud Guerrera

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@Sean_AllDay @steelydance Before I clicked the link, this was the Steely Dan song I heard in my head!