Kate

75% human 25% dancer She/Her

[Kate @k8sween]

My wedding diet.

[Kate @k8sween]

@AerLingus I need assistance with a converted flight voucher. I have been waiting more than two months for it and the chat customer service can’t provide me with further updates. Our flights continuously rise in price and are making our vouchers increasingly less valuable.

[Kate @k8sween]

March is Wednesday.

[Kate @k8sween]

Panicked in my voting at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame because I thought it would give me options. First thing that popped into my head was to help out hotdog. @TVsAndyDaly @ScottAukerman @ComedyBangBang

[Kate @k8sween]

It’s too hot when your eyelids sweat.

[Kate @k8sween]

@MJM89 @ja_bunny @McDonalds https://t.co/xkrb4SuoOB

[Kate @k8sween]

@tamrajudgeOC This is devastating. Please use your platform for a change in gun laws. Not many parents get this platform until it’s too late.

[Kate @k8sween]

@thorntonTV @bbq_meat Help me report it

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

We used to make fun of my grandma for having pockets full of tissue & hard candy at all times, but now I get how much easier life is when you have tissue & hard candy in your pockets for any occasion.

[Kate @k8sween]

@elliegoulding @whoweekly

[Kate @k8sween]

I accidentally made my husband afraid he’s going to get trench foot.

[Kate @k8sween]

Gonna be honest, idk what “live action” means.

[Kate @k8sween]

“Have you ever read the Wikipedia page for broccolini?” - @bbq_meat

[Kate @k8sween]

Liked this tweet 3 days ago. Currently at a bar in Miami that’s playing this and I’ve never felt happier.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

if you feel like you’re sad right now or something might I recommend putting on Turn Me On by Kevin Lyttle

[Kate @k8sween]

This is accurate. But I feel he looks like a Property Brother.

[Kate @k8sween]

What’s more embarrassing is tweeting something and then realizing your husband is scrolling Twitter and about to see it.

[Kate @k8sween]

I refuse to wait in line for a bathroom. That’s embarrassing.

[Kate @k8sween]

I miss when they used to drive home from the Hamptons at 5 AM on Mondays AND they actually had real jobs at the time.

[Kate @k8sween]

People who watch Succession are always like, omg it’s sooo boring, you should watch!!

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

I just watched no less than 3 men help a tiny lady put her suitcase in the overhead bin. When it was my turn all three men sat and stared at me and then I remembered fat women are dirt ghosts