Tom Thorpe

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

Which is it, @ThreeUKSupport ?

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@marcolonghi4dn You’re so right! I bet you’d be furious at anyone removing the penny off basic rate or increasing corporation tax?

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@Aspirelounge your Birmingham airport lounge claimed to my parents they were busy so not accepting priority passes (picture attached disapproving this) - when they politely asked to complain the manager intimidated them and threatened to call the police. Do you mind explaining?

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@monzo: “We won't block your card and leave you stranded, without a way to pay.” Also Monzo: “try using a different card” while at a tram station literally stranded

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@DebsEThorpe We can send you over the “if you’re happy and you know it” doll and 10 packs of batteries if you like?

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@DebsEThorpe think you may have heard of this guy 🤔

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The prolific 13th-century scribe who annotated this and many other manuscripts, in distinctive shaky handwriting, is known to scholars as ‘the Tremulous Hand of Worcester’.

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@tortillauk Hi - I emailed you the day before yesterday when I was given a meat burrito instead of the veggie one I ordered (I’m vegetarian) - but have had no reply

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@Ryanair @askryanair hi! I’ve just sent complaint reference 16831642 for a refund of booking a replacement flight for a flight you cancelled - the link to rebook wasn’t working so your staff told us all to book our own and claim the new ones.Hopefully this can be refunded quickly

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@DebsEThorpe On the plus side that’ll come in really handy in about 9 years time

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@madebygoogle my nest hello doorbell is peeling 2 months out of warranty. Support say they won’t help due to this. Is this really how you stand behind your products?

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@HSBC_UK hi! It’s really poor that your app doesn’t work on the pixel 6 pro - the flagship Google phone - can you at least confirm your team are currently working on it please and is high priority?

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

While Facebook is down I’d like to provide an alternative service. Let me know if you’re interested and I’ll tweet you every 10 mins pointing out you’re not as successful as your friends - by the way would you like to buy a beer advent calendar?

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@DebsEThorpe @dri_ireland @ScrivenerSmith Attempts? Looks like she’s nailed it!

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

You know facebook’s data collection is being creepy when it gives you an ad for the plates your hotel used for breakfast this morning (despite never checking into the hotel on Facebook, and having location disabled in the app!)

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@timhortonsuk That’s great - thankyou!

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@timhortonsuk hi are the eggs in your breakfasts free range? Thanks

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

I missed the Government press briefing yesterday, but judging by Twitter the two main take-aways were: 1. You won’t have to wear a mask and 2. Be a real dick about it.

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@DebsEThorpe 81cm at 10 months! I remember at PRIMARY SCHOOL teachers used to ask if we were taller than a metre yet! (And some weren’t!)

[Tom Thorpe @thorpetom]

@flor3scu @neilgmacy Pretty sure the English for it is just “not today thanks” then spend the rest of the day raging in your own head about the nerve of it all.